shadowglitter | PSL || poe/odin

WAY TO REJECT ME YOU FLIGHTY AIRBORN PIECE OF SHIT! WAY TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR ME AND MY HEART, FOREVER AND EVER, ALWAYS UNTIL FOREVER

HEY YO YOU TOLD ME TO WRITE A LIST SO GUESS WHAT!!!!!! IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET FUNKY AS FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

god i am not going to bother formatting this

TO DO LIST:
1. SEXTING FROM BOOT CAMP ringverse AU
2. prince/concubine AU - owain's the prince, poe's a concubine to the king, paranoia and political assassination ensues, etc etc etc etc etc
3. vampire hooker AU?? owain gonna get his gothic goth goth dick wet in that spooky vampire butt
4. HAHA BOOM WE'RE DOING IT I LINKED THE POST DOWN THERE
5. enemies of war AU - owain's a good guy on the bad guy side who almost loses his life trying to save poe even though he's an enemy soldier, poes like What, Shit, Damn, gay shit ensues
6. HNENENGH
7. ANGELS AND DEMONSSSSSSsss
8. 20s AU///?? YES. YES ALRIGHT
9. WW1 AU WHATS Up
10. ?? there was something that was supposed to go here from the kink meme
11. samurai champloo AU what up. chon'sin. Shit
12. bBODYSWAPPpappapp

long-term AU posts:

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[ It doesn't take much to make Owain hard at the best of times, but-- fuck, just reading this is enough to make his pants feel tight. He shifts in bed and grips his phone a little tighter. ]

You gonna start something, Dameron?

[ he starts typing something, then stops - a minute later, he sends a photo, instead. his shirt riding up his chest, one hand pulling up the white sweater over toned muscles, the other hooking a thumb under the waistband of his sweats. he sends another photo a moment later, angled just a little lower, a visible tent outlining grey fabric. ]

WHAT'S UP.

[It's one thing to look of hot pictures of your boyfriend on your phone - but Poe only has access to the Network via his neural link, right now. So, instead, he gets the pictures straight to his brain.

Force.

He tried not to laugh again, rubbing a hand vigorously over his mouth in the meantime.]

no fair, i've got not camera access

not that i'm complaining

that looks a little warm, though, isn't it? you probably don't need all those clothes

Shit, good point!!!!!!!! Okay, hold on. Hold on.

[ the next series of photos that come aren't exactly, um - erotic? odin keeps trying to take a photo of himself stripping his clothes off, which just means Poe gets a few photos of him with an obnoxious boner in his pants and his sweater stuck over his head. he looks pretty victorious in the last photo he sends, red-faced and hair a mess but grinning like an idiot, shirtless if you don't count the sweater half off his arm. but hey, he's happy. he flops back into bed. ]

Fuck, I'm so good looking. I wish I were there to fuck you. Do you know how many times I've jerked off to the thought of it? Throwing you down and taking your ass while you're in uniform. I've thought about that, like. Like-- six thousand times. At least. Do you think anyone's ever counted to six thousand? Like just sat down and gone one, two, three, four, five, all the way up to-- you know what? Distracted. Not the point.

[He lingers way too long over the last image of the series, and not even for sexual reasons. He just- fuck, but he loved this man. He mentally bookmarked the image to save for later. He'd make it his home screen on his phone, or something.

He just looked so damn happy.]

modest, too
Not fucking wrong, though
You look good enough to eat

fuck, me too
maybe not literally right here because I would have to punch half a dozen guys for trying to get in on it, but
just
having you wherever i am
ideally throwing me down while in uniform, yes

you know I get to bring that home, right? just saying.

and one of my best friends is a droid, and they count all the time, but I agree that subject may be a little off track.

i'm afraid those pants have to go, too.

I wonder how many of those guys you're bunking with think about you when they jerk off. There must be a dozen soldiers there who get hard just looking at you. Men whose hands you've shaken an hour after they've stroked their cocks to the thought of you getting fucked. I bet th

[ the dirty talk comes to a quick and sudden stop. ]

I made myself jealous? I'll fight off any guy who so much as looks at you. You're mine.

[ ... and to prove his point, the pants come off. the photo he sends Poe next is more erotic than explicit, one of Owain laying in bed, the camera looking down over him. his hand is covering his hard cock, angling it down, hiding the parts he can't block with his hand just out of frame, and then...

and then, just, a thousand eggplant emojis. ]

[Poe had been very carefully and very quietly pushing his pyjama bottoms down and pulling out his cock under the rough woolen blanket, when the emojis hit. He let out a sharp 'Ha!' involuntarily, grinning to himself, and then two second later was smacked in the head with another shoe, and someone hissing 'Shut the fuck up, Dameron!! at him. He was still laughing, even if it was completely silent, and he rubbed his sore temple.]

if you keep making me laugh i'm going to end up with a concussion

and trust me
no matter how many of these assholes want a piece
only one man's ring i'm wearing

fuck
have I mentioned lately how fucking hot you are
I'm worried that it's illegal
probably gonna have to turn you in

though fuck anyone who thinks i'd be able to do that before getting to suck that cock of yours again

Edited 2018-03-09 14:17 (UTC)

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