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KYLO REN ([personal profile] photophobic) wrote in [personal profile] shadowglitter 2018-01-13 07:10 pm (UTC)

not actually here sorry but i could not resist

One: Why do you want to be on Import My Heart?

 I don't.

Two: How much experience have you had with love?

 Love is the mechanism by which we experience true pain.

Three: If you were a weapon, what weapon would you be, and what level of enchanted and/or cursed?

 I would be my lightsaber. Crudely constructed after an ancient design, dangerously unstable and overpowered with a Force-resonant core that has been so brutally damaged it has cracked apart.
Very cursed.

Four: Oh no! A horrible evil is threatening to eviscerate your world. What role do you play in this story?

 It's me. I lay waste to the planet, slaughtering all who oppose me without pause or remorse.

Five: Say something nice about me, please. Wait, that's not a question, hold on. What's something nice that you could say about me? Haha, nailed it.

 No-one is likely to tell you 'at least you have a good personality'.

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