[Poe grins at him, and then laughs.]

I think you'd be the one to regret it if you ate too much to engage in any physical activity later. [There's a teasing lilt to that.]

Alright. Well - I can see you being a prince. [It would explain the slightly ridiculous world view.] I have no idea what the spirits of the woods of forlorn are, but I've seen you literally create fire, so it's plausible. I'm going to go with the cross dressing option, because I think I could still tell it was you.