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shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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I'd carve the heart from this mortal body and offer it as tribute to the darkest demons of the underworld just to get a chance to hear your joke!
LAY IT ON ME.
I'd carve the heart from this mortal body and offer it as tribute to the darkest demons of the underworld just to get a chance to hear your joke!
LAY IT ON ME.
Edited 2017-09-21 03:21 (UTC)
[next time odin comes back home from whatever odin stuff he'd been out doing, he'll notice he has a guest sitting on his front porch, legs crossed, chin balanced on his fists and staring vacantly at a patch of grass in front of him.
archie is clearly fine.]
archie is clearly fine.]
[ for whatever fucking insane inexplicable reason, odin's dressed in this mood appropriate outfit, which is topped with a very thick, fake blonde moustache. he smiles when he sees archie, already about to scream his name in excitement, but the smile immediately falls when he sees his condition. he takes that moustache off, stashing it in his pocket. now is not the time.
he beelines for the porch, staring at Archie with steadily increasing nervousness. in all the time he's known archie, he hasn't seen him, like... quiet? not like this, at least. he hasn't known him very long, but he'd like to think he knows him well enough to tell when something's wrong. ]
Hey. Hey! Hey. Archie? Are-- hey. Do you want to come inside? I'll make coffee. Do you drink coffee? I have other stuff. Water. Tea. Chocolate milk, 'cause honestly, that's all I drink and the coffee's only in the house to look like an adult, but-- but. Inside. Yeah?
he beelines for the porch, staring at Archie with steadily increasing nervousness. in all the time he's known archie, he hasn't seen him, like... quiet? not like this, at least. he hasn't known him very long, but he'd like to think he knows him well enough to tell when something's wrong. ]
Hey. Hey! Hey. Archie? Are-- hey. Do you want to come inside? I'll make coffee. Do you drink coffee? I have other stuff. Water. Tea. Chocolate milk, 'cause honestly, that's all I drink and the coffee's only in the house to look like an adult, but-- but. Inside. Yeah?
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NEVER HAS THE BLOOD THAT COURSES THROUGH THESE VEINS BEEN SO ABLAZE WITH A HEAT THAT BORDERS UPON THE SUPERNATURAL!
ONLY THE FLAMES OF HELL THEMSELVES RIVAL THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS ROARING, ALL-ECLIPSING INFERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE HIM TO ME. GIVE HIM TO ME AT ONCE
NEVER HAS THE BLOOD THAT COURSES THROUGH THESE VEINS BEEN SO ABLAZE WITH A HEAT THAT BORDERS UPON THE SUPERNATURAL!
ONLY THE FLAMES OF HELL THEMSELVES RIVAL THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS ROARING, ALL-ECLIPSING INFERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE HIM TO ME. GIVE HIM TO ME AT ONCE
Edited 2017-09-28 08:13 (UTC)
odin, it is pucci.
i've seen there's a dangerous predator on the network, making his way to your city.
i live in heropa and believe it would be safer if you came here. you are more than welcome to stay with me, i'm often working at night regardless so there is plenty of room.
i've seen there's a dangerous predator on the network, making his way to your city.
i live in heropa and believe it would be safer if you came here. you are more than welcome to stay with me, i'm often working at night regardless so there is plenty of room.
Yeah, I saw.
I've dealt with murder before. I'm not scared of him, Pucci. Or her. Them.
Plus, I have two dogs now! They're huge. They'll protect me. Or the giant balls of fire I can shoot from my hands will.
But I suppose now would be a good time to introduce you to them? I did promise I would, after all. But. I don't know. I don't even know how easily I can get them to Heropa and I don't want them to be left alone.
You can come stay with me if you're worried? We can stay up all night gossiping about people and playing with Lissa and Lon'qu and I can show you a special surprise I've been practicing.
I've dealt with murder before. I'm not scared of him, Pucci. Or her. Them.
Plus, I have two dogs now! They're huge. They'll protect me. Or the giant balls of fire I can shoot from my hands will.
But I suppose now would be a good time to introduce you to them? I did promise I would, after all. But. I don't know. I don't even know how easily I can get them to Heropa and I don't want them to be left alone.
You can come stay with me if you're worried? We can stay up all night gossiping about people and playing with Lissa and Lon'qu and I can show you a special surprise I've been practicing.
Beep!
[ Look, he heard a beep, he's gonna beep himself. ]
Odin! Hail and well met! Thiiiiis is Magnus. Burnsides. We talked on the network about you coming to one of my matches, and then I didn't call, because my matches sucked for a while, but! We got a real good one comin' up this Sunday. I can't get you in to take a look around before the match, but you can take a look around after, if you like. Just tell the door that you're a friend of Magnus and they'll let you in. Or not! If you're busy, you can come to the next one!
Bye!
[ LOG HERE. ]
[ Look, he heard a beep, he's gonna beep himself. ]
Odin! Hail and well met! Thiiiiis is Magnus. Burnsides. We talked on the network about you coming to one of my matches, and then I didn't call, because my matches sucked for a while, but! We got a real good one comin' up this Sunday. I can't get you in to take a look around before the match, but you can take a look around after, if you like. Just tell the door that you're a friend of Magnus and they'll let you in. Or not! If you're busy, you can come to the next one!
Bye!
[ LOG HERE. ]
Wh-- yes!! Yes!! MAGNUS. YES. I'LL BE THERE!!!!
[ odin does not understand how voicemail works, and he is yelling this into his communicator despite the fact that magnus will never hear him. because odin is responding to a pre-recorded message. that's what's happening right now. SEE YOU SOON ]
[ odin does not understand how voicemail works, and he is yelling this into his communicator despite the fact that magnus will never hear him. because odin is responding to a pre-recorded message. that's what's happening right now. SEE YOU SOON ]
don't let the haters get you down, they're just jealous.
[fucking no taste pedestrians.]
[fucking no taste pedestrians.]
[ hey good timing! odin's JUST finished crying like a huge baby. or, well, no, okay, he's just been laying down feeling bad about himself, but he does definitely sniffle a little as he reads the message. ]
I don't get it! They were so mean! Who would do that? Who would GO ON THE INTERNET and be MEAN?
I mean, whatever. I've literally killed beasts that could be described as "trolls" before. I get their game.
But still.
I should flood their inboxes with videos of animals barfing until they apologize.
I don't get it! They were so mean! Who would do that? Who would GO ON THE INTERNET and be MEAN?
I mean, whatever. I've literally killed beasts that could be described as "trolls" before. I get their game.
But still.
I should flood their inboxes with videos of animals barfing until they apologize.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[ wait wait he has to use spooky halloween colours ]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[ this is a yes ]
[ wait wait he has to use spooky halloween colours ]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[ this is a yes ]
heyodin, god youreso much hotter thn literally everyone, what if we date even if the robot wont date you?
(odins response): NICE, YESs
(odins response): NICE, YESs
Yup! I'm alive. Sure am rolling in my mistakes though!
Things I did while drunk:
- asked out an 18ft robot alien (he said no)
- screamed at Archie about how I'm going to be alone forever
- erotic friendfiction of my priest friend
- danced with a cute girl (this was not a mistake but I want to brag about it)
- maybe interrupted you to scream about kissing and emotions?
It was a good party. Wait, wait.
It was a GOOD GOOD PARTY
Things I did while drunk:
- asked out an 18ft robot alien (he said no)
- screamed at Archie about how I'm going to be alone forever
- erotic friendfiction of my priest friend
- danced with a cute girl (this was not a mistake but I want to brag about it)
- maybe interrupted you to scream about kissing and emotions?
It was a good party. Wait, wait.
It was a GOOD GOOD PARTY
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hey odin
um i asked my friend who knows about dating and stuff for help making an impress profile for you
since you've seemed down about it, i guess?
so hopefully this helps you meet somebody
sorry this is kind of not my business, you've just been a really good friend lately and i want to see you happy.
that was sappy. later
hey odin
um i asked my friend who knows about dating and stuff for help making an impress profile for you
since you've seemed down about it, i guess?
so hopefully this helps you meet somebody
sorry this is kind of not my business, you've just been a really good friend lately and i want to see you happy.
that was sappy. later
Oh, wow. I don't know what to say!
I'm kind of flattered that you like me enough to notice my feelings and then do something about them. Even more flattered that you think I'm a good friend.
Ugh. Ugh!
This is why you're the best person in the whole wide world, second only to me, Odin Dark.
Uh, but the truth is, [ he already has a profile?? what does he do here. oh i know, he lies ]
THE TRUTH IS THAT I'M GOING TO PUT THIS UP ON IMPRESS RIGHT NOW AND SCORE WITH LOTS OF HOT BABES.
MAN OH MAN, IS THIS ROLLERCOASTER EVER GONNA BE RIDDEN. I'M THE ROLLERCOASTER. IT'S ME, MAGNUS CHASE. ALL ABOARD!
(SORRY FOR THE INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO SOUND INAPPROPRIATE. THE ROLLERCOASTER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT MY HEART, NOT MY BODY. ANYWAY.)
Thanks. I'm only about 15% embarrassed by you doing this!
I'm kind of flattered that you like me enough to notice my feelings and then do something about them. Even more flattered that you think I'm a good friend.
Ugh. Ugh!
This is why you're the best person in the whole wide world, second only to me, Odin Dark.
Uh, but the truth is, [ he already has a profile?? what does he do here. oh i know, he lies ]
THE TRUTH IS THAT I'M GOING TO PUT THIS UP ON IMPRESS RIGHT NOW AND SCORE WITH LOTS OF HOT BABES.
MAN OH MAN, IS THIS ROLLERCOASTER EVER GONNA BE RIDDEN. I'M THE ROLLERCOASTER. IT'S ME, MAGNUS CHASE. ALL ABOARD!
(SORRY FOR THE INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO SOUND INAPPROPRIATE. THE ROLLERCOASTER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT MY HEART, NOT MY BODY. ANYWAY.)
Thanks. I'm only about 15% embarrassed by you doing this!
[ oh god. odin drops his phone in fear the second he sees he got a text from alex ]
[okay so what happened was REALLY upsetting and archie would rather not see odin for a while because he's pretty much over zombies and everyone that was in that room, but at the same time he doesn't want to make odin miserable because of his own fuck up. he should've seen it coming, maybe could've run faster. whatever.
like a creeper, he's waiting at odin's place when he next comes home. pointedly not wearing a bandana is so odin can immedidately see his face properly and see he's not a god damn zombie.]
like a creeper, he's waiting at odin's place when he next comes home. pointedly not wearing a bandana is so odin can immedidately see his face properly and see he's not a god damn zombie.]
[ odin's been out pretty much the entire time he's been back from the house - dodging calls from people unless they didn't go through what the narrator put them through, dealing with his emotions by putting his Stupid Gauge into maximum overdrive, running around, going to work, watching movies, things like that. anything to keep his mind off of the things he saw.
seeing archie is confronting. he jumps when he notices him, but there's no overly comical screaming or high-pitched arm flailing. just a nervous kid who suddenly looks real damn uncomfortable. ]
Hey. Hi. You're okay, then. I mean - I knew you would be. Everyone else was. But-- I-I didn't think you'd wanna see me any time soon? So I guess that part I didn't know. Just the - the first part. Of you being okay. Inevitably.
seeing archie is confronting. he jumps when he notices him, but there's no overly comical screaming or high-pitched arm flailing. just a nervous kid who suddenly looks real damn uncomfortable. ]
Hey. Hi. You're okay, then. I mean - I knew you would be. Everyone else was. But-- I-I didn't think you'd wanna see me any time soon? So I guess that part I didn't know. Just the - the first part. Of you being okay. Inevitably.
What a flight of fancy!
Science also says the world isn't flat but I've yet to see any hard evidence disproving such a theory.
No, I'm pretty sure there's a skeleton inside me.
Science also says the world isn't flat but I've yet to see any hard evidence disproving such a theory.
No, I'm pretty sure there's a skeleton inside me.
yo
why is my mouth only hot in a platonic way
(no homo but like)
what's not hot about it
why is my mouth only hot in a platonic way
(no homo but like)
what's not hot about it
Oh, man.
Okay, listen.
It is a silver-lipped, forked-tongue devil, one which espouses terrible sins and eldritch words of power.
There is nothing attractive about a mouth which, when acting as the tunnel between thought and speech, whispers something like "ur egg vid was just ok i guess" wHICH IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU DID, I WAS THERE, I SAW IT HAPPEN, I READ IT WITH MY OWN EYES, THAT SCATHING REMARK IS THE BOULDER I MUST ETERNALLY PUSH UP THIS MOUNTAIN, IN WHICH THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-DOUBT, THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-CONFIDENCE AND THE BOULDER REPRESENTS ALL THE THINGS THAT PREVENT ME FROM CRESTING THAT HORIZON.
But I mean, physically, it's fine. You're fine. I'd hit it.
In like, what you human earth humans would call a "no homo" kind of way.
But like, I'd hit a drawing of a sexy model smiling at me the right way, at this point, so.
Okay, listen.
It is a silver-lipped, forked-tongue devil, one which espouses terrible sins and eldritch words of power.
There is nothing attractive about a mouth which, when acting as the tunnel between thought and speech, whispers something like "ur egg vid was just ok i guess" wHICH IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU DID, I WAS THERE, I SAW IT HAPPEN, I READ IT WITH MY OWN EYES, THAT SCATHING REMARK IS THE BOULDER I MUST ETERNALLY PUSH UP THIS MOUNTAIN, IN WHICH THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-DOUBT, THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-CONFIDENCE AND THE BOULDER REPRESENTS ALL THE THINGS THAT PREVENT ME FROM CRESTING THAT HORIZON.
But I mean, physically, it's fine. You're fine. I'd hit it.
In like, what you human earth humans would call a "no homo" kind of way.
But like, I'd hit a drawing of a sexy model smiling at me the right way, at this point, so.
Hey, Odin, you up?
Can't sleep. Feel like getting up to some trouble?
Can't sleep. Feel like getting up to some trouble?
Yeah.
Sure.
[ that's a pretty quiet text, especially from odin... there's a good thirty seconds of silence, but then he's typing again. ]
BUT TO CLARIFY
DO YOU MEAN IN LIKE THE ADVENTURE IN THE SKY WAY OR LIKE THE UTILIZING OF THIS DICK KIND OF WAY
I UNDERSTAND THAT BETWEEN US THERE HAS BEEN A FAIRLY DECENT CROSSOVER PERIOD OF THOSE TWO SHENANIGANS IN THE PAST,
AND YET I FEEL ACKNOWLEDGMENT IS THE KEY TO UNDERSTANDING.
AND ALSO, FOR CLARIFICATION'S SAKE,
I AM UP FOR BOTH
[ nvm ]
Sure.
[ that's a pretty quiet text, especially from odin... there's a good thirty seconds of silence, but then he's typing again. ]
BUT TO CLARIFY
DO YOU MEAN IN LIKE THE ADVENTURE IN THE SKY WAY OR LIKE THE UTILIZING OF THIS DICK KIND OF WAY
I UNDERSTAND THAT BETWEEN US THERE HAS BEEN A FAIRLY DECENT CROSSOVER PERIOD OF THOSE TWO SHENANIGANS IN THE PAST,
AND YET I FEEL ACKNOWLEDGMENT IS THE KEY TO UNDERSTANDING.
AND ALSO, FOR CLARIFICATION'S SAKE,
I AM UP FOR BOTH
[ nvm ]
That
is too cool.
I think you just message me to make me jealous of who you are as just a person.
is too cool.
I think you just message me to make me jealous of who you are as just a person.
Remember when I said I'd tell you when I call that girl...
Well, I did text her. Just now.
Well, I did text her. Just now.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I hope we get really popular and everyone wants to date us or at least be our friends or at least give us money.
I hope we get really popular and everyone wants to date us or at least be our friends or at least give us money.
That's kind of intimidating and I don't know if I have the guts to hear it?
All I really remember was crying a lot about being single.
Sorry if I hit on you. I did that a lot.
All I really remember was crying a lot about being single.
Sorry if I hit on you. I did that a lot.
Oh no, a spooky ghost!
Haha, just kidding. I know it's you.
Haha, just kidding. I know it's you.
Yo Odin
I'm only telling you this because I feel compelled to after what happened before but remember when you wrote me that epic friendfiction thing and I rated you 4/5 stars but took it down to 1 because you were pushy & I was like yoooooo stop it because you asked me a million questions about the real redhead I thought you were making a dig at me about but I denied that anything was happening or going to happen because in that moment I honestly thought that was the truth and for the better good? Well I was fucking wrong.
I'm only telling you this because I feel compelled to after what happened before but remember when you wrote me that epic friendfiction thing and I rated you 4/5 stars but took it down to 1 because you were pushy & I was like yoooooo stop it because you asked me a million questions about the real redhead I thought you were making a dig at me about but I denied that anything was happening or going to happen because in that moment I honestly thought that was the truth and for the better good? Well I was fucking wrong.
That's so cool. Into space? That'd be such a big kick! I bet you could do it, too. You have really strong legs.
Ugh.
You used to scare me but now I just think you're really sweet and cute and funny!
JOKE'S ON YOU, YOU'RE STUCK WITH MY LOVE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO KILL ME.
I'll replace your tent.
Ugh.
You used to scare me but now I just think you're really sweet and cute and funny!
JOKE'S ON YOU, YOU'RE STUCK WITH MY LOVE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO KILL ME.
I'll replace your tent.
i swear i have no idea how a droid accumulates this much garbage how am i still cleaning
tell me something funny before i die of boredom
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