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[shadowglitter]

Calling me babe isn't so much an insult as much as it is just bizarrely flatteringly demoralizing.
I guess I can count it, seeing as it was added flair towards referring to me as a dumb idiot? A kind of build up or bridge between that one-two combo.
I don't know... hmm.

Honestly, I just don't think you're very good at this.
Thanks for trying, I guess.
You can stop now.
I was honestly expecting to leave this conversation kind of heartbroken and sad, but I just... I'm just disappointed.
"Poor posture and goofy hair". Honestly.
Who are you? Honestly. How dare you? Honestly.

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U sound mad to me

[shadowglitter]

Not mad. Just

Just disappointed.

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U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[shadowglitter]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
I DON'T LIKE NOT UNDERSTANDING THINGS, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE D33

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mad u mad bro
mad mad u mad?

[shadowglitter]

WHY...
WHY, INDEED, I'M STARTING TO FEEL FLUSTERED!!!!
THIS RAGE WITHIN ME, UNQUENCHABLE
IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE BESTED BY AN INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR?

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Yeah I realize I'm better at this than outright insults.

Also sick burn of D33 you did there. Cruel.

[shadowglitter]

Wait, when did I burn D33?

Oh.
Oh, that wasn't a burn.
That was just kind of a cold, cold fact.
"My name's D33 and I don't understand things like friendship or costumes or probably how to feed myself because my hands are too busy giving people the finger and my mouth is too busy talking shit. When I grow up I want to crush dreams and maybe one day understand what taxes are."
D33.

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d'you know he wouldn't wear a feather boa at my party

I'm still salty

[shadowglitter]

That doesn't surprise me.
I don't remember what exactly he said about what I was wearing at your party but I know it was mean.
He did say I was the most hopelessly idiotic person he'd ever had the displeasure of meeting and that I was never ever ever going to be his friend though.

TBH kinda makes me sad if I think about it too much.

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You can't give up man, you'll be his friend eventually. I'm damn determined to befriend him too. Even if he has the personality of a sad log of wood half the time.

[shadowglitter]

Don't worry, I'm sticking to it.
I don't think he realizes what he's doing every time he insults me.
"Hey, Odin "I Get My Validation From The Way People View Me And Also I Take Every Challenge Incredibly Seriously Because The Idea Of Losing Makes Me Want To Rip Out My Own Skull With My Teeth Somehow" Dark, I thought today what I'd do is play hard to get and give you another reason to try and win me over."
This pathetic shriveled husk of a man. He's going to fall in love with me and I'm going to reject him and crush his pathetic tiny heart.

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I believe in you Odin "I Get My Validation From The Way People View Me And Also I Take Every Challenge Incredibly Seriously Because The Idea Of Losing Makes Me Want To Rip Out My Own Skull With My Teeth Somehow" Dark. I'm your fan here, waving a foam finger. You'll do great.

I bet you're the person that can make that angry husk of a man smile.

[shadowglitter]

AND THEN I'LL FORCE HIM TO LIKE YOU AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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let's not push our luck too far too fast