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shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
art credit code creditIS THAT EVEN A SERIOUS QUESTION? OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!
I'd carve the heart from this mortal body and offer it as tribute to the darkest demons of the underworld just to get a chance to hear your joke!
LAY IT ON ME.
I'd carve the heart from this mortal body and offer it as tribute to the darkest demons of the underworld just to get a chance to hear your joke!
LAY IT ON ME.
Edited 2017-09-21 03:21 (UTC)
[Alright. Pull it back, Odin.]
wuts bttr than 1 pikachu
wuts bttr than 1 pikachu
[ okay he's got this. he's got this. he rolls up his sleeves. metaphorically. he doesn't have sleeves. just a weird bodysuit. HE'S GOT THIS HE KNOWS JOKES WORK, TELLING A JOKE MEANS HITTING A PUNCHLINE WITH SUCH VERVE AND VIGOR THE WORLD TREMBLES AT YOUR PERFECT TIMING AND HE WILL HELP RED REACH THIS GOAL ]
SIXTY FIVE BILLION TRILLION PIKACHUS
SIXTY FIVE BILLION TRILLION PIKACHUS
[Okay, well. That kind of blows his punchline out of the water, he'll admit, but. He's committed, so:]
pika2
[Sad trumpet sounds.]
pika2
[Sad trumpet sounds.]
...!!!
GOOD JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆✿✼♩✧♪●♩○♬☆:*ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*❀✿＊**:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:✧｡･ﾟﾟ･✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ･ﾟﾟ･｡*＊✿❀*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:☆♬○♩●♪✧♩✼✿ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆✿✼♩✧♪●♩○♬☆:*ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*❀✿＊**:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:✧｡･ﾟﾟ･✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ･ﾟﾟ･｡*＊✿❀*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:☆♬○♩●♪✧♩✼✿ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆
GOOD JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆✿✼♩✧♪●♩○♬☆:*ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*❀✿＊**:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:✧｡･ﾟﾟ･✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ･ﾟﾟ･｡*＊✿❀*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:☆♬○♩●♪✧♩✼✿ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆✿✼♩✧♪●♩○♬☆:*ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*❀✿＊**:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:✧｡･ﾟﾟ･✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ･ﾟﾟ･｡*＊✿❀*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:☆♬○♩●♪✧♩✼✿ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆
THANKS!
I know about some pokemon, so I can make a pokemon joke, too.
Like, okay. Are you ready?
What do you get when you cross a Rapidash with a Sharpedo?
I know about some pokemon, so I can make a pokemon joke, too.
Like, okay. Are you ready?
What do you get when you cross a Rapidash with a Sharpedo?
A sh.. a rap... um. A sharp-- a rapid fish. No. A rapid-- Sharpdash.
A sharp dash. You run really fast but it's sharp. Wait, fudge. Um.
A wet horse. Haha. Get it? Th-- no. Um.
Fin... fin... something with fins. Horses run fast... so they finish races. But they fin-ish when they're... shark. Ish. Uh.
[ he didn't think of a punchline before he started this joke, if it isn't obvious. odin searches frantically for a cool kaomoji to take the heat off. he can't find one, so he'll just make his own. ]
〃〃〃(ᐛ θΘ◉)･･ل͟ººᐛ
[ what the fuck is that ]
A sharp dash. You run really fast but it's sharp. Wait, fudge. Um.
A wet horse. Haha. Get it? Th-- no. Um.
Fin... fin... something with fins. Horses run fast... so they finish races. But they fin-ish when they're... shark. Ish. Uh.
[ he didn't think of a punchline before he started this joke, if it isn't obvious. odin searches frantically for a cool kaomoji to take the heat off. he can't find one, so he'll just make his own. ]
〃〃〃(ᐛ θΘ◉)･･ل͟ººᐛ
[ what the fuck is that ]
[next time odin comes back home from whatever odin stuff he'd been out doing, he'll notice he has a guest sitting on his front porch, legs crossed, chin balanced on his fists and staring vacantly at a patch of grass in front of him.
archie is clearly fine.]
archie is clearly fine.]
[ for whatever fucking insane inexplicable reason, odin's dressed in this mood appropriate outfit, which is topped with a very thick, fake blonde moustache. he smiles when he sees archie, already about to scream his name in excitement, but the smile immediately falls when he sees his condition. he takes that moustache off, stashing it in his pocket. now is not the time.
he beelines for the porch, staring at Archie with steadily increasing nervousness. in all the time he's known archie, he hasn't seen him, like... quiet? not like this, at least. he hasn't known him very long, but he'd like to think he knows him well enough to tell when something's wrong. ]
Hey. Hey! Hey. Archie? Are-- hey. Do you want to come inside? I'll make coffee. Do you drink coffee? I have other stuff. Water. Tea. Chocolate milk, 'cause honestly, that's all I drink and the coffee's only in the house to look like an adult, but-- but. Inside. Yeah?
he beelines for the porch, staring at Archie with steadily increasing nervousness. in all the time he's known archie, he hasn't seen him, like... quiet? not like this, at least. he hasn't known him very long, but he'd like to think he knows him well enough to tell when something's wrong. ]
Hey. Hey! Hey. Archie? Are-- hey. Do you want to come inside? I'll make coffee. Do you drink coffee? I have other stuff. Water. Tea. Chocolate milk, 'cause honestly, that's all I drink and the coffee's only in the house to look like an adult, but-- but. Inside. Yeah?
[archie does not even react because that is exactly the kind of shit he would expect odin to wear. like, after the bdsm suit?? c'mon.
he looks up when odin makes himself known and smiles but it's obviously kind of forced.]
Coffee is fine. I'll make it. Thanks.
he looks up when odin makes himself known and smiles but it's obviously kind of forced.]
Coffee is fine. I'll make it. Thanks.
Okay...
[ Odin's concerned. He guides Archie into the kitchen and gets everything ready for him - the milk, the sugar, the kind of stuff normal people drink with their coffee - then just hovers at the entrance until Archie's done making himself his drink. He leads Archie to his bedroom, then, flopping onto his bed with his own chocolate milk and just kinda staring at his buddy in silence, waiting for him to start. He waits successfully for about three seconds before he just jumps down his throat with worry. ]
Are you okay? Is everything okay? Uh, wait, maybe you aren't ready to use words. On a scale of zero to seven hundred and seventy-seven, how good are you feeling right now?
[ Odin's concerned. He guides Archie into the kitchen and gets everything ready for him - the milk, the sugar, the kind of stuff normal people drink with their coffee - then just hovers at the entrance until Archie's done making himself his drink. He leads Archie to his bedroom, then, flopping onto his bed with his own chocolate milk and just kinda staring at his buddy in silence, waiting for him to start. He waits successfully for about three seconds before he just jumps down his throat with worry. ]
Are you okay? Is everything okay? Uh, wait, maybe you aren't ready to use words. On a scale of zero to seven hundred and seventy-seven, how good are you feeling right now?
[he mutters a small thanks and makes his horrible awful hellish coffee that he drinks because he is a deeply broken person who has chronic guilt insomnia.]
I-- what's the top of the scale? Uh, anyway, I just... sorry, Odin, two of my good friends fucked off home and I wanted to be with someone I like who's still here.
I-- what's the top of the scale? Uh, anyway, I just... sorry, Odin, two of my good friends fucked off home and I wanted to be with someone I like who's still here.
O-Oh. Oh. And you came to me? That's-- that's really sweet, Archie. Thanks for thinking of me.
[ odin looks almost so hurt by the news that archie lost people, it's almost as if he had lost them himself. he struggles with finding the right words, taking a sip of his milk and noticing how fucking disgusting and tar-like archie's coffee is, though he's not going to draw attention to it. ]
Well - we can do anything you want. We can play games, or talk about fun things, or you can tell me about what they were like, or how you're feeling now that you're going through this, or... or I could talk about how I've dealt with losing people, or... or something like that. Anything. D'you think any of that would help? We can just sit quietly, too, if that's better.
[ odin looks almost so hurt by the news that archie lost people, it's almost as if he had lost them himself. he struggles with finding the right words, taking a sip of his milk and noticing how fucking disgusting and tar-like archie's coffee is, though he's not going to draw attention to it. ]
Well - we can do anything you want. We can play games, or talk about fun things, or you can tell me about what they were like, or how you're feeling now that you're going through this, or... or I could talk about how I've dealt with losing people, or... or something like that. Anything. D'you think any of that would help? We can just sit quietly, too, if that's better.
[he chews on his lip for a moment, still feeling kind of shitty for putting this on odin when he's lost so much himself. but... he didn't want to burden anyone else with it, even though their friendship is relatively new. spoon2gether ride2gether.
eventually, he shifts and leans his head on odin's shoulder, exhaling and feeling utterly exhausted and miserable.]
I feel like I should be happy for them, 'cause they've gone home. Is it selfish to want them back?
eventually, he shifts and leans his head on odin's shoulder, exhaling and feeling utterly exhausted and miserable.]
I feel like I should be happy for them, 'cause they've gone home. Is it selfish to want them back?
[...
[That's okay, Odin. You tried.]
gud 1
[Red is truly too nice.]
how do u get a bulbasaur on a bus?
[That's okay, Odin. You tried.]
gud 1
[Red is truly too nice.]
how do u get a bulbasaur on a bus?
You politely ask him to board, giving him plenty of space to meander inside at his own pace, assuming he chooses to spend his cute precious Pokemon day on a bus with his friends.
Or you lure him in with food! What do Bulbasaurs eat? "Saur" makes me think it's a dinosaur, so I guess meat... I actually have this one special move I use when I'm feeling really cool. Do you want to hear it? It's called the dinosaur death gorenado, and it cuts up bad guys real real good. So... bad guys, I guess. You lure it in with the promise of defeating a villain.
Or you lure him in with food! What do Bulbasaurs eat? "Saur" makes me think it's a dinosaur, so I guess meat... I actually have this one special move I use when I'm feeling really cool. Do you want to hear it? It's called the dinosaur death gorenado, and it cuts up bad guys real real good. So... bad guys, I guess. You lure it in with the promise of defeating a villain.
[ silence. and then, ]
R! 乁( • ω •乁)
E! (｢• ω •)｢
D!!!!! ⁽⁽◝( • ω • )◜⁾⁾
YEAHHHH!
R! 乁( • ω •乁)
E! (｢• ω •)｢
D!!!!! ⁽⁽◝( • ω • )◜⁾⁾
YEAHHHH!
Edited 2017-09-27 07:18 (UTC)
There's no "should" to this. People you cared about are gone. No matter where they are, there's a hole in your life and it's shaped just like them. You've got all this love in your heart that can't go anywhere, 'cause the people who the love is for can't love you back anymore. It's okay to be overwhelmed by that. It's natural, not selfish.
People are gonna tell you that your friends are probably happy, so you should be happy for them, but. Don't let anyone guilt you into feeling anything other than how you feel. The only thing that'll make this better is time.
[ he puts his arm around archie and squeezes his shoulders a little. this is hard. he understands. ]
People are gonna tell you that your friends are probably happy, so you should be happy for them, but. Don't let anyone guilt you into feeling anything other than how you feel. The only thing that'll make this better is time.
[ he puts his arm around archie and squeezes his shoulders a little. this is hard. he understands. ]
[for a moment, archie is so shocked at how coherent odin just was that he's not sure he hasn't fallen asleep. he smiles, despite himself.]
Thanks. That... worked quicker than I thought it would. [he takes a long drink from his disgusting coffee.] It's a shame ya never met May... I think she woulda liked you a lot. She's only 11 but she saved the world twice! She's a strong hero like you!
Thanks. That... worked quicker than I thought it would. [he takes a long drink from his disgusting coffee.] It's a shame ya never met May... I think she woulda liked you a lot. She's only 11 but she saved the world twice! She's a strong hero like you!
[ ... w-what really? Odin helped! ODIN HELPED. ODIN DIDN'T THINK HE'D REALLY BE ABLE TO HELP BUT HE TOTALLY HELPED. he smiles broadly, wholly unguarded in his happiness, before he realizes that hey wait, whoops! don't smile when talking about an 11 year old girl being gone forever. ]
Ahaha, you think? That's nice to hear. She sounds like an amazing person. Was she from your world? [ He's really not a strong hero, though. He'd like to say something like "if she comes back one day I'd love to meet her", but the last thing he wants to do is give Archie false hope, or comfort him with platitudes. raw honesty's the way to go, man, and he knows from his experiences back home that even if she comes back, it won't ease the hurt archie feels now and it won't ever feel the same. ]
You don't have to rush your feelings, though. If you feel better, that's great, but if you don't, that's okay. [ he nudges archie's shoulder a little. ] A-And that coffee looks amazing. [ amazingly disgusting, but he won't say that because archies HURTING ENOUGH ]
Ahaha, you think? That's nice to hear. She sounds like an amazing person. Was she from your world? [ He's really not a strong hero, though. He'd like to say something like "if she comes back one day I'd love to meet her", but the last thing he wants to do is give Archie false hope, or comfort him with platitudes. raw honesty's the way to go, man, and he knows from his experiences back home that even if she comes back, it won't ease the hurt archie feels now and it won't ever feel the same. ]
You don't have to rush your feelings, though. If you feel better, that's great, but if you don't, that's okay. [ he nudges archie's shoulder a little. ] A-And that coffee looks amazing. [ amazingly disgusting, but he won't say that because archies HURTING ENOUGH ]
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