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[shadowglitter]

IS THAT EVEN A SERIOUS QUESTION? OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!
I'd carve the heart from this mortal body and offer it as tribute to the darkest demons of the underworld just to get a chance to hear your joke!
LAY IT ON ME.

[versusseeker]

[Alright. Pull it back, Odin.]

wuts bttr than 1 pikachu

[shadowglitter]

[ okay he's got this. he's got this. he rolls up his sleeves. metaphorically. he doesn't have sleeves. just a weird bodysuit. HE'S GOT THIS HE KNOWS JOKES WORK, TELLING A JOKE MEANS HITTING A PUNCHLINE WITH SUCH VERVE AND VIGOR THE WORLD TREMBLES AT YOUR PERFECT TIMING AND HE WILL HELP RED REACH THIS GOAL ]

SIXTY FIVE BILLION TRILLION PIKACHUS

[versusseeker]

[Okay, well. That kind of blows his punchline out of the water, he'll admit, but. He's committed, so:]

pika2

[Sad trumpet sounds.]

[shadowglitter]

...!!!

GOOD JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
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[versusseeker]

[Oh. c:]

thx
u 2
<(o◕ᆺ◕o)>

[shadowglitter]

THANKS!
I know about some pokemon, so I can make a pokemon joke, too.
Like, okay. Are you ready?

What do you get when you cross a Rapidash with a Sharpedo?

[versusseeker]

[Oh, he is so ready.]

?

[shadowglitter]

A sh.. a rap... um. A sharp-- a rapid fish. No. A rapid-- Sharpdash.
A sharp dash. You run really fast but it's sharp. Wait, fudge. Um.
A wet horse. Haha. Get it? Th-- no. Um.
Fin... fin... something with fins. Horses run fast... so they finish races. But they fin-ish when they're... shark. Ish. Uh.

[ he didn't think of a punchline before he started this joke, if it isn't obvious. odin searches frantically for a cool kaomoji to take the heat off. he can't find one, so he'll just make his own. ]

〃〃〃(ᐛ θΘ◉)･･ل͟ººᐛ

[ what the fuck is that ]

[versusseeker]

[...

[That's okay, Odin. You tried.]

gud 1

[Red is truly too nice.]

how do u get a bulbasaur on a bus?

[shadowglitter]

You politely ask him to board, giving him plenty of space to meander inside at his own pace, assuming he chooses to spend his cute precious Pokemon day on a bus with his friends.

Or you lure him in with food! What do Bulbasaurs eat? "Saur" makes me think it's a dinosaur, so I guess meat... I actually have this one special move I use when I'm feeling really cool. Do you want to hear it? It's called the dinosaur death gorenado, and it cuts up bad guys real real good. So... bad guys, I guess. You lure it in with the promise of defeating a villain.

[versusseeker]

u poke em on

[shadowglitter]

[ silence. and then, ]

R! 乁( • ω •乁)
E! (｢• ω •)｢
D!!!!! ⁽⁽◝( • ω • )◜⁾⁾

YEAHHHH!

[versusseeker]

lol
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✧・ﾟ:*＼<(o◕ᆺ◕o＼)>
i <3 it