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[quickfingers]

I make no promises about mid-date play by play but considering that what we're doing rn is just that, don't think it's impossible.

And how about this: I text you a certain emoji and you know that's your cue to save me from the disaster I created around myself.

[shadowglitter]

YES
YES
YES
SECRET SPY-CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE SHOULD TAKE THIS IDEA AND RUN WITH IT AND ATTACH A FEELING, MESSAGE OR OTHER INDETERMINATE COMMUNICATION TO LITERALLY EVERY EMOJI SO EVERY DAY WE CAN HAVE BIG BIG CONVERSATIONS WITH EACH OTHER IN SECRET THAT'S JUST FOR US IN OUR SPECIAL BEST BUDDY SECRET BEST FRIEND BFF LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll start here, though. Something simple.
What emoji?

[quickfingers]

hmmm.

what if a fire emoji means its going well
but like
snowflakes mean its bad. cold. dying. etc.

[shadowglitter]

GOT IT.
But I need you to set me some clear boundaries re: what I should do if things get bad.
My instinct will be to run in and sling you over my shoulder and take you out somewhere to drink away your sorrows and I know that maybe that's not what you want.

Actually
I'm actually friends with this giant robot and he's trying to make this alcohol called Nightmare Fuel? A single drop can melt the cores of weaker giant robots so like.
I think we could try that and your metabolism will get blitzed.

[quickfingers]

I text you snowflake you text me back an excuse that is logical and reasonable (You got arrested, you need bail, you hurt yourself, you lost your dog, etc.) and then we can go get drunk.

Nighmtare Fuel sounds terrifying. Regular Absinthe fucked me up though, I had it not too long ago. Rarely do I black out and honestly, I think I did?

[shadowglitter]

Peter Maximoff.
I would never joke about losing my dog.
But the rest is fine, that makes sense. I'll do that. I'll stay glued to my phone until you tell me to stand down.
I wish I could be a retainer to more than one person... maybe I'll ask Lord Magnus if he'll share the burden with you.

I've been drunk exactly once and it was at your party and I spent the whole time texting my friends about how everyone I knew was getting into relationships and it made me petty and miserable, it was pretty bad.
I think next time will be better. I wanna black out so bad.
I wanna wake up feeling fear.

[quickfingers]

you should get drunk with poe, then. more mile high opportunities for you bruh

[shadowglitter]

No, no.
Having successful interactions with another human being within a social context is hard for me enough at the best of times, let alone when it's the means to an end in which I get my dong touched.
Removing my inhibitions and making my personality even louder and more Odin-like is just gonna chase him away.

[quickfingers]

sometimes I really wonder if you'd benefit from a mild, relaxing high or if it'd just make you squirrely

[shadowglitter]

Oh, like, a drug thing? Uh. Uhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





I mean I'd try it if you were there to hold my hand in case I started trying to kill everyone.

[quickfingers]

Yeah, sometime I'll get you buzzed. What are friends for?

[quickfingers]

[THERE IS A LONG LONG DELAY]

[quickfingers]

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[shadowglitter]

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PETER
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[quickfingers]

[silence follows. but for how long? only time will tell]