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[quickfingers]

I text you snowflake you text me back an excuse that is logical and reasonable (You got arrested, you need bail, you hurt yourself, you lost your dog, etc.) and then we can go get drunk.

Nighmtare Fuel sounds terrifying. Regular Absinthe fucked me up though, I had it not too long ago. Rarely do I black out and honestly, I think I did?

[shadowglitter]

Peter Maximoff.
I would never joke about losing my dog.
But the rest is fine, that makes sense. I'll do that. I'll stay glued to my phone until you tell me to stand down.
I wish I could be a retainer to more than one person... maybe I'll ask Lord Magnus if he'll share the burden with you.

I've been drunk exactly once and it was at your party and I spent the whole time texting my friends about how everyone I knew was getting into relationships and it made me petty and miserable, it was pretty bad.
I think next time will be better. I wanna black out so bad.
I wanna wake up feeling fear.

[quickfingers]

you should get drunk with poe, then. more mile high opportunities for you bruh

[shadowglitter]

No, no.
Having successful interactions with another human being within a social context is hard for me enough at the best of times, let alone when it's the means to an end in which I get my dong touched.
Removing my inhibitions and making my personality even louder and more Odin-like is just gonna chase him away.

[quickfingers]

sometimes I really wonder if you'd benefit from a mild, relaxing high or if it'd just make you squirrely

[shadowglitter]

Oh, like, a drug thing? Uh. Uhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





I mean I'd try it if you were there to hold my hand in case I started trying to kill everyone.

[quickfingers]

Yeah, sometime I'll get you buzzed. What are friends for?

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[THERE IS A LONG LONG DELAY]

[quickfingers]

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[shadowglitter]

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PETER
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[quickfingers]

[silence follows. but for how long? only time will tell]