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shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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No, I'm legit! Me and my cousin were on our own for a while between like thirteen and sixteen and we had to live off the land and the streets and stuff.
We had to avoid the cities where most people were, so that typically meant hanging out in the woods or the hills or whatever?
We hunted bears, typically. They were the biggest things to take out with our swords and we needed the combat experience and it felt good surviving on something noble and strong or whatever.
Sounds weird now that I write it out like that, though.
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You were in the negative cool points, but you've just managed to break even again with this one-two combo of homeless survival and bear-killing.
Do you hike?
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HAHAHA.
I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK AND RUFFLE YOUR HAIR AND CUDDLE YOUR FACE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
GET READY
Oh, uh.
And yeah, sure. Hiking's fun. I haven't really had a chance to do it here, because I'm usually going on stupid adventures,
But I like being out in nature and just relaxing or whatever. It's peaceful.
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Then put adventuring on hold sometime and come with Magnus and I. It'd probably do you some good.
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Ahahaha. Ahahahahahahaha. Oh man.
Nothing can save you now.
I WOULD GENUINELY LOVE THAT SO MUCH MORE THAN EVEN I HAVE THE WORDS TO SAY.
Are you going to be mad at me if I get really excited about a bird or something and yell a lot? I'll need to calibrate beforehand, if so.
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And yes, behave yourself. It's about relaxing, not getting worked up. You can enjoy a bird without screaming about it and scaring it away.
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SO BE IT.
SO BE IT!!! SUCH IS THE BURDEN I BEAR. I'LL GO DOWN ON THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SHIP. Wait, shipwreck of... shipwreck of a... sh... I fucked up!
Point is, you've given me power. I'll figure out how to abuse it one way or another.
And I won't yell at a bird, I guess. Jeez.
I'm so tired of not being able to yell about birds.
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You can yell later, when it's just you and Magnus.
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This is the worst. I've gotta start learning to weaponize my uncool more successfully.
Okay. Okay. If I've got permission from you to yell at shit, there's no way he can be mad at me.
He thinks the sun shines out of you. I feel like if I could wrangle you into giving me permission to do all sorts of wild shit, he'd have no choice but to go along with it.
Hahaha... and so another dark plan forms.
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First of all: No.
Second, I'll only give you permission to do wild shit in order to troll the fuck out of him, so if you're going to ask my permission for anything, go big or go home.
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Please do the cat nap thing.
One of my powers is being able to craft dreams for people that feel super realistic, so I can give you a cool cat dream where you'll feel like you're decapitating a whole bunch of giant salmon for real or something. It'll be a great experience for both of us.
I don't want to hurt his feelings or anything but a couple of weeks ago someone didn't like a vlog I made so me and my friend vandalized their house and almost committed arson against them and then we were going to run away and start a new life up in Canada and I think there was something about a latex pigeon mask but I don't remember why I own that anymore?
So like, going big over nothing is totally what I do.
I'll think on it and get back to you.