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[garotted]

I will literally eat you alive.

And yes, behave yourself. It's about relaxing, not getting worked up. You can enjoy a bird without screaming about it and scaring it away.

[shadowglitter]

If I have to be cannibalized in order to give those sweet sweet Magnus-loving cheeks the best li'l smooches they'll ever darn have, then so be it.
SO BE IT.
SO BE IT!!! SUCH IS THE BURDEN I BEAR. I'LL GO DOWN ON THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SHIP. Wait, shipwreck of... shipwreck of a... sh... I fucked up!
Point is, you've given me power. I'll figure out how to abuse it one way or another.

And I won't yell at a bird, I guess. Jeez.
I'm so tired of not being able to yell about birds.

[garotted]

You just dipped into the negatives again.

You can yell later, when it's just you and Magnus.

[shadowglitter]

But I... I haven't given you... even the smallest of hugs yet?
This is the worst. I've gotta start learning to weaponize my uncool more successfully.

Okay. Okay. If I've got permission from you to yell at shit, there's no way he can be mad at me.
He thinks the sun shines out of you. I feel like if I could wrangle you into giving me permission to do all sorts of wild shit, he'd have no choice but to go along with it.
Hahaha... and so another dark plan forms.

[garotted]

I'm not a hugging type of girl. Maybe if you're really lucky, I'll nap on you when I'm a cat, but don't count on it.

First of all: No.
Second, I'll only give you permission to do wild shit in order to troll the fuck out of him, so if you're going to ask my permission for anything, go big or go home.

[shadowglitter]

UAAAAAAAAUGUAUAAUGH ALEX FIERRO IS SUCH A COOL AND GREAT PERSON WHO I'M SO GLAD TO KNOW
Please do the cat nap thing.
One of my powers is being able to craft dreams for people that feel super realistic, so I can give you a cool cat dream where you'll feel like you're decapitating a whole bunch of giant salmon for real or something. It'll be a great experience for both of us.

I don't want to hurt his feelings or anything but a couple of weeks ago someone didn't like a vlog I made so me and my friend vandalized their house and almost committed arson against them and then we were going to run away and start a new life up in Canada and I think there was something about a latex pigeon mask but I don't remember why I own that anymore?
So like, going big over nothing is totally what I do.
I'll think on it and get back to you.