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shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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I'm gonna hook you up on a date. What kinda people do you like?
Oh, wait. I guess I can't do that. What with the whole celibacy thing.
I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
Nice!!!!!!!! Okay. That's good. I was just gonna eat jelly beans.
Come over whenever you want. I'll leave the door open and unlocked. Haha, just kidding. I can't do that. There's a murderer out there.
But I'll be waiting! Just knock twice so I know who you are.
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also, perhaps, not burning down your house.
these are both along the same path, really.
that is not remotely healthy. do you do this often?
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that apparently means dissatisfaction.
very well, see you soon.
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The days where that was a small but distinct possibility have LONG since passed.
Don't be dissatisfied with me! Ω©γ»γβ‘ΰΉο½£ο½£)ΫΆ <-- A FACE OF MY OWN CREATION, EXPRESSING MY COMPLICATED FEELINGS RE: YOUR DISSATISFACTION
But no. It's just a special day. I felt like doing it! I only feel like doing this, like, four or five times a week. We didn't have processed sugar like this where I came from. It's addictive and it helps me combat my insomnia by being even less less asleep.
But okay! You know where I live, I think. HURRY UP OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU. Haha, just kidding.
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mistakes do happen, my friend.
(*οΎοΎοΎ) that is a look of surprise at that strange and complicated face.
there are healthier ways to combat insomnia. i will be happy to discuss them when i make it there, hopefully undisturbed by the police you may or may not call on me.
[i was gonna ask if you even want to do this thread but guess what, if you do here's pucci knocking at the front door. if not don't answer?? i guess?? idiot??]
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mango dives on pucci immediately and knocks him right to the ground, and brown mango sniffs around the both of them waggin her big ol' butt every which way. odin laughs and ushers them aside so he can close the front door, but it takes a lot of effort. they are very big dogs. ]
Hey! Haha, wow, they like you. [ lon'qu, the mango, rolls off of pucci and flops on his back for tummy pats. odin pats him with his foot 'cause he's too lazy to bend down. ]
Um, did you-- did you bring pyjamas? 'Cause I don't know how we're going to stay up all night gossiping about people we have crushes on if you didn't.
[ sounds like he's got the night planned. ]
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he pats at them, trying to get up, making a face at dog hair on his expensive clothes. he'd need to invest in a lint roller.]
It's likely that I smell like other dogs. Also I brought food for them. [his bags are slightly smushed but whatever.
and he gives odin a long look.] Of course I did. This is a slumber party, yes? I've been told that is an integral part.
[he had a younger sister he knows how this works you fucking fool.]
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odin gives pucci a thumbs up, satisfied with the knowledge of his pyjamas stowed away so much like pirate's booty or smth idk. if there is a feeling of dread hanging in the air, it is only because odin's pyjamas are no doubt going to be fucking awful, and pucci would be right to fear them. he also doesn't seem to care about pucci getting dog haired, but that's very likely because he would not understand why the fuck anyone would think getting cuddled by a dog could be a bad thing in literally any circumstance. ]
Why are you smelling other dogs? Haha, just kidding. I pretended I misunderstood your grammar for the sake of humor. [ maxie impression. ] Um, we can feed them in a minute, but-- I have something to show you. Remember how I said I had a special surprise to show you? Besides the dogs? When you get up off the ground it's totally time to browse this bonus menu.
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Very amusing. I am with holding laughter to appear more stoic than I am. [a+ human exchange there. he manages to free himself, coming inside, placing his bags down somewhere safe-ish.
he regards odin curiously] Oh yes, what is this surprise of yours?
[frankly he's not sure if it'll be good or bad given odin but. it'll be something.]
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Aw, fuck! I mean-- [ don't swear in front of the priest, odin. ] BY THE ASHES OF SIGURD! I totally forgot about the surprise. I should've shown you right away! Okay, okay. Hold on.
[ he godmode pulls pucci to the living room and just pushes him onto the couch, leaving him there to deal with the dogs who are still vying for his attention, then heads into the kitchen. when he comes back, it is with a jar of cherries.
he pauses for dramatic tension, and then he does the stem trick fucking flawlessly. ]
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his brow is raised. when odin does his trick his expression goes from surprise to legit, sincere joy because. he's just. a stupid person with bad priorities. holy shit.
he claps his hands together.] Odin! Fantastic! Have you been practicing?
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he is overwhelmingly proud of himself and it shows. he's almost teary, even, but it's hard to tell if that's because of misplaced emotion or if it's just a part of the sour face he's pulling over the taste of cherries. so disgusting. he eats a cherry, though. they're disgusting but he's gotten a taste for them after all this. ]
That's it, though. That's all I wanted to show you. I really wanted to make you proud of me. [
daddy issues]But! Sleepover time, so as to avoid the sad and scary murderer going hog wild out there. I want to gossip about your friends! Tell me some scandals. SHARE WITH ME THEIR SECRETS.
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so the weird thing, given pucci usually takes odin's nonsense with the typical grain of salt, is he does look legitimately impressed. not humoring or whatever, he claps his hands together, pleased.]
Odin, you took something you had difficulty with and fought through it, even though you don't care for the taste. I am quite proud, that tenacity is something to be celebrated. You have it in you to work through these obstacles, small or not. Well done.
[it's cherries pucci fucking calm down. he's in a decent mood now despite murder so he smiles and shakes his head.] Ah, yes, I suppose that's classic sleepover talk. Hm... ah, well there is the fish question.
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[ It turns out one of the ways to make Odin speechless is to genuinely feel proud of him, because Odin actually goes pretty quiet for a while, just warmly glowing and mulling around with the cherry stems. He wants to buy Pucci a present, or something. Maybe he'll do that next. Eventually, though, he snaps back to attention. ]
... What's the fish question?
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he hands the phone over] Do you know Giorno Giovanna?
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Yes. I fell off of a tornado and he admired my resolve. We went on a quest together.
[ he takes a deep breath, steadying himself. this question deserves respect. ]
The answer is very clearly that it stuffs a cigarette in every hole. Every hole, Pucci. Every hole. In fact-- hold on.
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he shows it to pucci, excited and expectant. ]
Thoughts?
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pucci looks over this response and nods, solemnly.]
Odin, you have brought up a point none of us have considered. Why do we feel the need to limit the fish to a single cigarette? Are we so tied to our limited human perceptions we cannot imagine a different way.
[ this is stupid ]
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But I think as far as cowardly human beings go, we are setting a prime example of how they should act by forcing our own preconceptions on how a cigarette should be smoked. These things deserve better from us than a world full of orders. We should not force limitations on another living creature. This is how tyranny is born.
[ he nods. he nods again. nods a third time. ]
Okay, that's settled. Do you have a crush on anyone? I know you're a priest but just like pretend you aren't.
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[weaponizing odin against jotaro, true battle begins]
Quite so. Still, my primary concern is the fish burning itself if it uses it's gills. No doubt the cigarette would brush against it.
[... anyway...] I was never one for such things Odin, I apologize. Even when I was young and my plans to become a man of the cloth were merely possibilities I never truly 'crushed' on my peers.
You'll find that disappointing, no doubt. What of you then?
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Or herself. Or themself. Honestly, we're talking about being oppressive and still enforcing gender norms on these poor guys. Stop it, Pucci.
[ but, okay, fine, his crush talk is getting rejected. he folds his arms over his chest, dissatisfied. the truth is, he gets crushes on everyone, but none of them are worth mentioning. ugh. he raises his hands a second later in defeat. ]
No. This is stupid. Do any of your friends have crushes on anyone? I need to hear about a crush or I'm going to lose my mind.
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My apologies, Odin. I did not mean to box the fish in, genderwise.
[this is stupid.]
Hm... I'm not entirely sure why you thought I would be a useful on this front. I believe Archie has that large man, does that count?
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[ wow, it must be pretty stupid if odin's the one who gets bored first. that, or he's just focused on typing something on Pucci's phone and he doesn't care enough to keep their conversation going in the light of something better. ]
Oh, yeah. Large man. Lorge. I think they're just friends, though. And I know you aren't useful, but at least you're trying. I just want to cross off items from the Hero's Standard Guide to a Successful and Playfulle Slepoverre, and talking shit about your friends who aren't here is, like, number one at the top of the list. What's the point of having one if we can't do that?
Oh, and, um. By the way?
[ and he hands pucci his phone back. ]