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[shadowglitter]

He's a badass! He ain't give a heck. Humans burn their lungs all the time when they smoke. I burn my hands every time I shoot fire from them, or cook, or touch things that are hot to see if I can touch them without getting burned. The nature of living beasts is one of curiosity and an eternal quest for joy. That will always take precedent over self-preservation. Let the fish hurt himself if he so chooses.

Or herself. Or themself. Honestly, we're talking about being oppressive and still enforcing gender norms on these poor guys. Stop it, Pucci.

[ but, okay, fine, his crush talk is getting rejected. he folds his arms over his chest, dissatisfied. the truth is, he gets crushes on everyone, but none of them are worth mentioning. ugh. he raises his hands a second later in defeat. ]

No. This is stupid. Do any of your friends have crushes on anyone? I need to hear about a crush or I'm going to lose my mind.

[14words]

Well regardless of the moral state of his rear, I wish to guide this fish down a healthy and happy path. He need not prove some pointless display of pride with burns on his scales. There is love in the world, and in God's heart, for him.

My apologies, Odin. I did not mean to box the fish in, genderwise.

[this is stupid.]

Hm... I'm not entirely sure why you thought I would be a useful on this front. I believe Archie has that large man, does that count?

[shadowglitter]

I think we've said all we need to say about that fish.

[ wow, it must be pretty stupid if odin's the one who gets bored first. that, or he's just focused on typing something on Pucci's phone and he doesn't care enough to keep their conversation going in the light of something better. ]

Oh, yeah. Large man. Lorge. I think they're just friends, though. And I know you aren't useful, but at least you're trying. I just want to cross off items from the Hero's Standard Guide to a Successful and Playfulle Slepoverre, and talking shit about your friends who aren't here is, like, number one at the top of the list. What's the point of having one if we can't do that?

Oh, and, um. By the way?

[ and he hands pucci his phone back. ]