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[shadowglitter]

Oh, man. You're all anxious waiting for her texts?
Like, in a tummy-fluttery way? Peter! I thought this was just gonna be a hook up thing, I didn't know you like liked her. I wanna tell the world.

Honestly if someone told me I looked like an angry trick or treater I would probably be really into it and get a bit of a crush on them?
So that's probably a bad sign because I am abnormal and I bet she isn't.
Maybe try saying something nice about her face instead next time?

[quickfingers]

I had to throw out the hook for the conversation, if she'd thrown it back in my face I would've been like yeah cool ok bye but surprisingly it's evolved into a conversation and that's cool. No butterflies, to be clear. But idk, she's cool and mysterious & also pretty hot so part of me doesn't wanna fuck it up. That's true.

but lmao if i called her pretty she'd probably call me a dipshit

[shadowglitter]

It sounds like you're doing really well, honestly. Talking to mysterious and hot people is really hard.
I think if you're having fun with her and talking so openly as to be invited out for drinks and also be insulted, you guys must have SOME kind of chemistry.
If you keep a cool head and just talk to her as it comes I think it's gonna go great.
You aren't gonna fuck up shit, you charming and funny piece a garbage!

Also,
I might be kind of wrong but,
I sort of, like,
I sort of get the impression from you that you're the kind of guy that would like to be called dipshit by a pretty girl?
Am I wrong about that?

[quickfingers]

[PETER IS TYPING]

[quickfingers]

[PETER IS STILL TYPING]

[quickfingers]

no you're not wrong

[shadowglitter]

I think Magnus is like that too.








Hm.

[shadowglitter]

I wonder if I'm like that.
Can you call me dipshit so I can find out?

[quickfingers]

call me pretty first

[shadowglitter]

Hm.

This isn't going to work.

[quickfingers]

fuck you i'm pretty
you don't think I'm pretty?

[shadowglitter]

I think you're very pretty, but you're also my fake-half-brother through Magnus and you're also in the middle of flirting with a girl, so now is not an appropriate avenue for me to start hitting on you and very successfully turning you just so so gay so so right.

[quickfingers]

thanks, dipshit

[shadowglitter]

Didn't work. Turns out I'm not as much of a degenerate as you two.
Honestly,
I never would have thought that.

What's going on with mystery girl?

[quickfingers]

you didn't try to flirt with me so me shutting you down forcefully doesn't have the same effect. then again you just take that shit more as a challenge than a turn on, I guess

how is it I learn too much about myself through our garbage texts

[shadowglitter]

No, no, if I flirted with you and you shut me down, that'd totally be a turn on.
And I guess a challenge?
I don't really understand why the two have to be mutually exclusive.
I also don't understand why you're talking to me about this when you know I have no thought to mouth filter and I'm inevitably going to make it, like, super weird?
I still wanna talk about mystery girl.

MAYBE YOU IDENTIFY WITH GARBAGE.
OHHHHHHHH OHOHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quickfingers]

maybe i should text someone else

[quickfingers]

but idk man
you just pointed out to me a thing
a thing I learned about myself today
I like chicks who can shut me down
what does that say about me
and why am i typing in really neat
narrow sort of text square???

[quickfingers]

i feel like
im writing some
kind of
elusive
poe
tr
y

[shadowglitter]

I think it could say a lot of things about you.
You're attracted to confidence. You like being comfortable with a person to such an extent that they're willing to call you out, but still want to spend time with you.
Maybe you're scared that you're annoying, or else not as fun to be around as you'd like to be, so you're always nervous that you're going to push people away or find out that you're more interested in them than they are in you, or something -
but if you had an amazing relationship with a girl who was willing to put you in your place, it would be, like, security?
You would never have this doubt at the back of your mind that you're with a girl who you don't deserve, because she'll tell you when you don't deserve her, and tell you why she loves you nevertheless in the same breath.

Or you're a masochist and you wanna get stepped on.

[quickfingers]

[how the fuck are you so accurate]

[shadowglitter]

You also want to be stepped on poetically?

[quickfingers]

I like to think I get bored easily & just do shit

[shadowglitter]

Haha, yeah. Well, sometimes getting bored and just doing what you want is a fun way to spend an aftern

[shadowglitter]

Sorry.
Did I fuck up? Sorry. I think I kind of fucked up just now?
I just wanted to say my impressions of you but maybe I just got everything really wrong because you're not responding and I'm sort of starting to wonder if maybe I was too pushy or if I said something cruel and insulting without meaning to do that.
Even when I mean to be cruel and insulting I don't actually mean to be cruel and insulting. I'm just playing when I'm cruel and insulting so if I was cruel and insulting just now when I wasn't playing it was real and accidental and incidental and I'm sorry.
Sorry for saying so much. I should probably like, not like, psychoanalyze some dude over text or something especially when he's busy doing things with other people like that cool girl and stuff?
I can't believe I'm talking so much and blowing up your phone when you're talking to a cute girl or whatever, I feel like I'm crossing a boundary and yet my fingers aren't stopping for some reason.