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[shadowglitter]

Didn't work. Turns out I'm not as much of a degenerate as you two.
Honestly,
I never would have thought that.

What's going on with mystery girl?

[quickfingers]

you didn't try to flirt with me so me shutting you down forcefully doesn't have the same effect. then again you just take that shit more as a challenge than a turn on, I guess

how is it I learn too much about myself through our garbage texts

[shadowglitter]

No, no, if I flirted with you and you shut me down, that'd totally be a turn on.
And I guess a challenge?
I don't really understand why the two have to be mutually exclusive.
I also don't understand why you're talking to me about this when you know I have no thought to mouth filter and I'm inevitably going to make it, like, super weird?
I still wanna talk about mystery girl.

MAYBE YOU IDENTIFY WITH GARBAGE.
OHHHHHHHH OHOHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quickfingers]

maybe i should text someone else

[quickfingers]

but idk man
you just pointed out to me a thing
a thing I learned about myself today
I like chicks who can shut me down
what does that say about me
and why am i typing in really neat
narrow sort of text square???

[quickfingers]

i feel like
im writing some
kind of
elusive
poe
tr
y

[shadowglitter]

I think it could say a lot of things about you.
You're attracted to confidence. You like being comfortable with a person to such an extent that they're willing to call you out, but still want to spend time with you.
Maybe you're scared that you're annoying, or else not as fun to be around as you'd like to be, so you're always nervous that you're going to push people away or find out that you're more interested in them than they are in you, or something -
but if you had an amazing relationship with a girl who was willing to put you in your place, it would be, like, security?
You would never have this doubt at the back of your mind that you're with a girl who you don't deserve, because she'll tell you when you don't deserve her, and tell you why she loves you nevertheless in the same breath.

Or you're a masochist and you wanna get stepped on.

[quickfingers]

[how the fuck are you so accurate]

[shadowglitter]

You also want to be stepped on poetically?

[quickfingers]

I like to think I get bored easily & just do shit

[shadowglitter]

Haha, yeah. Well, sometimes getting bored and just doing what you want is a fun way to spend an aftern

[shadowglitter]

Sorry.
Did I fuck up? Sorry. I think I kind of fucked up just now?
I just wanted to say my impressions of you but maybe I just got everything really wrong because you're not responding and I'm sort of starting to wonder if maybe I was too pushy or if I said something cruel and insulting without meaning to do that.
Even when I mean to be cruel and insulting I don't actually mean to be cruel and insulting. I'm just playing when I'm cruel and insulting so if I was cruel and insulting just now when I wasn't playing it was real and accidental and incidental and I'm sorry.
Sorry for saying so much. I should probably like, not like, psychoanalyze some dude over text or something especially when he's busy doing things with other people like that cool girl and stuff?
I can't believe I'm talking so much and blowing up your phone when you're talking to a cute girl or whatever, I feel like I'm crossing a boundary and yet my fingers aren't stopping for some reason.

[quickfingers]

it's ok dude I was just reading her reply

you uh, bring up valid points. too valid. i'm starting to wonder if you're fucking with me half the time or just spontaneously guessing things that are accurate descriptors of me and my life like some undiagnosed new ability

[shadowglitter]

TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON AUUUAAAAUGHHHH I'M SO IMPATIENT I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU'VE KISSED YET!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, okay.
Well,
I kinda just said to you what I would say to myself? I dunno.
If I had an ability where I could just innately understand people I would abuse that much more than I could have so far.

[quickfingers]

one day we need to play 2 truths and a lie to test you
maybe you do have an ability
you never know

[shadowglitter]

LET'S DO IT NOW LET'S DO IT NOW LET'S PLAY LET'S PLAY WHAT DO I DO WHAT ARE THE RULES HOW DO I DO IT

[quickfingers]

this won't backfire spectacularly, peter. what a good idea

[quickfingers]

okay so the person guessing is told 3 facts, 2 truths and a lie
it's their job to pick the lie out.

[shadowglitter]

What if I throw a curveball and just tell 3 truths?

I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FANTASTIC
I AM AMAZING

Peter Maximoff.
I am so good at this video game.

[quickfingers]

then I would throw 3 back and you'd never score a point against me for picking the lie. half the fun is in disguising it and making the other person feel like they don't know you at all

my turn:

1. My hair is a dye job, but it suits its silver purpose.
2. My sister made me bleed at my Halloween party after a vain attempt to possibly kill me.
3. My father was a Horseman of the Apocalypse.

[shadowglitter]

Oh, yikes. Tough. Okay, let me state my thought process.

One: My hair was literally changed and made blond by an ancient God, so if that's the truth it's boring. If it's a lie it's boring, too. Honestly, it's just a really boring option and I wish you'd said something better? So.
Two: please be real
three PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, one's the lie.

[quickfingers]

Look @ U, scoring a point.

[shadowglitter]

NRRRGHHH
RAUUUUUUUGH
THE TASTE OF VICTORY 'PON THESE SOFT, CHASTE LIPS
AH, SHE WEEPS AS SHE SEES ME: O LADY LUCK, THE DIVINE GODDESS SO IN LOVE WITH ME!!!
FEELS GOOD BRUH

Okay, okay, me me me me me me Odin Odin Odin Odin Odin Odin Odin.

1: I've slain dozens of foul villains! Hundreds, even - more, perhaps! Brigands, pirates, thieves - their blood has run red from my blade! And like also from my magic too also but that sounds more stylish than heroic so I'm just talking about my blade right now.
2. This one time I created 120 names as options to bestow upon my Lady's armor, and when she decided to merely embrace the first of such monikers that slipped from betwixt these lips (so chaste, so soft), I vowed to burn the remaining 119 and condemn them for their inferiority.
3. I've crafted an incredible training technique that, without exception, successfully sculpts a person's body into the sort of chiseled athleticism they've always yearned for. It's an advanced spell, called F.L.A.M.E., which stands for Furious Lifting: Art of Muscle Enhancement. It makes muscles enhugeify twofold, and makes one's lifting be ever immaculate.

[quickfingers]

2 because you said betwixt and I hate that word. it's a word of lies but also I'm guessing

[shadowglitter]

Nope! It was 3.

I was really sneaky about it because I actually did make F.L.A.M.E but it's totally bullshit and doesn't work. If a girl named Effie comes in and asks about it though don't tell her because she'll benchpress me.