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[shadowglitter]

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[quickfingers]

also yeah the magazine thing
I'll trade you signed copy for signed copy

[shadowglitter]

YEAH OF COURSE OH MAN OH MY GOD?
Can I put yours in like a big frame and hang it above my bed? Because I think this is going to be a really big adventure for both of us and we're going to become really close and it would be nice to have a memento dear to my heart just staring at everyone when they enter my room like lol what's up it's me.

[quickfingers]

Maybe not over the bed but sure
you don't want my face staring at you while you get any, do you?
(don't answer)

[shadowglitter]

can I answer anyway

[quickfingers]

yes but imagine me sighing in exasperation first

[shadowglitter]

You you or the portrait of you that I'm going to rig to have big glowy eyes and a terrifying booming voice to scream "WELCOME TO ODIN DARK'S PHYSICAL CARNIVAL OF PLEASURE AND CARNAL DELIGHT" like a terrifying announcer at an old-timey Earth fair?

[quickfingers]

you won't get laid like at all but i actually approve of that? a little?

[shadowglitter]

Peter.
If people are going to have sex with me, they are going to do so regardless of my personality.
Commissioning an engineered portrait of a friend's magazine cover tha can leer and scream at visitors from my wall is such an obvious thing that someone with my personality would do, that like,
It won't make an impact either way.

It just means we'll both I guess kind of not be into it once we get to the actual fucking.

[quickfingers]

i'll be watching you nut
it's weird actually, i take it back
i dont want to watch you nut

[shadowglitter]

I mean, it's not you. Just a symbolic representation of you.

Peter.

Peter.

Hey.

Hey.

There's a form of you that's going to totally watch me nut.

[quickfingers]

he's judging, don't worry