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[quickfingers]

SPACE

[shadowglitter]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

I hope we get really popular and everyone wants to date us or at least be our friends or at least give us money.

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PSH odin we already are really popular

but I agree. Did you get the things? the prizes? did you see that toaster thing

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I GOT A JETPACK AND A TOASTER AND I GET TO BE ON A MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING?
I'm gonna wear just the best outfit. You're gonna have to help me find something.

If you got a jetpack too we should both get on ours and like battle in the air or something.
HEADBUTT EACH OTHER IN THE SKY OVER A RIVER SO WE DONT DIE WHEN WE FALL

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let's do it somewhere by magnus so he can feel left out until we take pity on him and let him use our cool JET PACKS

[shadowglitter]

He can use yours. I wanna sky-battle him. I don't wanna be the one who has to give up his turn.

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Why do I have to give up mine? We can rock paper scissors and loser has to give Magnus a turn.

[shadowglitter]

NO, HE CAN USE YOURS.
I CAN CAST SPELLS, PETER MAXIMOFF. I CAN MAKE YOUR BLOOD LITERALLY BOIL

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DON'T BE A HOG
FRIENDS SHARE EQUALLY

[shadowglitter]

WE'RE BARELY FRIENDS, THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT ME BEING THE SUPERIOR OLDER BROTHER WHO LETS HIS FOOLISH YOUNGER BROTHER TAG ALONG WITH HIM AND THINK THAT HE'S COOL

I'm gonna break your jetpack. I'm gonna throw so many rocks at it!

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fine i'll just steal yours

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EHGNNGGG
NNNENNEENEGGHH
NNNRRRHHRHRHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Maybe we can swipe one from another contestant who got on the show so we can give it to him instead.

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your boy toy poe's on the list ain't he
would he let us use his jetpack

[shadowglitter]

Oh, shit. Maybe? I didn't think of that.
I can't imagine he needs one. He can fly already.
I'm totally going to ask him, holy shit.

I don't know what boy toy means but I think I'll gloss over it.

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are you guys gonna bone in space
that'd get good ratings
you could even engineer a relationship drama beforehand to act out in space for maximum views

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also yeah the magazine thing
I'll trade you signed copy for signed copy

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YEAH OF COURSE OH MAN OH MY GOD?
Can I put yours in like a big frame and hang it above my bed? Because I think this is going to be a really big adventure for both of us and we're going to become really close and it would be nice to have a memento dear to my heart just staring at everyone when they enter my room like lol what's up it's me.

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Maybe not over the bed but sure
you don't want my face staring at you while you get any, do you?
(don't answer)

[shadowglitter]

can I answer anyway

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yes but imagine me sighing in exasperation first

[shadowglitter]

You you or the portrait of you that I'm going to rig to have big glowy eyes and a terrifying booming voice to scream "WELCOME TO ODIN DARK'S PHYSICAL CARNIVAL OF PLEASURE AND CARNAL DELIGHT" like a terrifying announcer at an old-timey Earth fair?

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you won't get laid like at all but i actually approve of that? a little?

[shadowglitter]

Peter.
If people are going to have sex with me, they are going to do so regardless of my personality.
Commissioning an engineered portrait of a friend's magazine cover tha can leer and scream at visitors from my wall is such an obvious thing that someone with my personality would do, that like,
It won't make an impact either way.

It just means we'll both I guess kind of not be into it once we get to the actual fucking.

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i'll be watching you nut
it's weird actually, i take it back
i dont want to watch you nut

[shadowglitter]

I mean, it's not you. Just a symbolic representation of you.

Peter.

Peter.

Hey.

Hey.

There's a form of you that's going to totally watch me nut.