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[quickfingers]

Yeah...

Also I don't wanna be broken in half physically. Metaphorically, maybe, but it's really only a turn on when a chick does it. And even then it's more like the threat of being destroyed than anything else.

[shadowglitter]

I still think Magnus is the same...
Maybe you're a bad influence on the poor kid.
Or - wait, a good influence? Seeing as he and Alex are really good together.




If there was a monstertruck with pretty eyelashes and hot lipstick and she kept almost driving over you would you be into it?

[quickfingers]

No, because I don't want to screw a car.

[shadowglitter]

Okay but I made her feminine and monster trucks are cool?

This is a fun game, though. "What Are Peter's Hard Limits When It Comes To Feminine Things He Would Sexually Enjoy Being Physically Threatened By (Even Though The Threats Are Empty And Purely For Tantalization's Sake)".
What if it were a horse in a wig and she wanted to trample you?

[quickfingers]

Humans only & maybe an alien if it's not too weird. So no to a horse in a wig, thanks.

No half animals, no animals, no trucks, planes, trains - etc.

[shadowglitter]

By half animals do you mean like, a mermaid? Or do you mean, like, a woman who has been trapped in the body of a snake?

Because honestly I came up with some really good ones for both of those and I'm kind of sad if I won't get to use them.

[quickfingers]

I'll entertain a mermaid even though I'm weirded out by the fish half.

[shadowglitter]

[quickfingers]

I take it back I don't entertain this.

[shadowglitter]

You sound like Magnus. I thought you were the fun one.
I thought I could have fun with you and get along with you and have a good time with you but you won't even discuss the physical and emotional merits of a reverse mermaid for me.
I haven't even started talking to you about fin rot and you're still giving me all these beans.

[quickfingers]

reverse mermaid is creepy and I don't want to think about it

[shadowglitter]

what about a reverse centaur

[quickfingers]

this conversation is over
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