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[quickfingers]

you know, let's think on this. it might be fun
& we want to win right

[shadowglitter]

You're the only one who needs to think on it! I thought it was a brilliant idea and we shouldn't waste it on Poe.
(Sorry, Poe.)
Like, honestly, half of the people going to this thing are people I'm really close to, so I don't actually mind who wins, but,

I totally want it to be us.
Don't tell anyone I said that.
Let's form an alliance.

[quickfingers]

No matter what, one of us wins. However we can be crafty and pretend halfway through to betray one another (if approved by each other) and be all twist and turn and super backstabby but in the end it was all on purpose.

And yeah the other people seem cool too but. Us. Win. Must.

[shadowglitter]

We need to decide on our roles, too.
Loma's probably going to be doing the I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS thing. Poe's absolutely my biggest competition when it comes to sex appeal.
(No offense.)
Riptide's a giant robot.
The rest are wildcards for me.
We need to hammer out our character. Our niche.
I think we both stand to fit in well as like the funny, likeable dude, so I think we could rally the audience around us pretty easily?
"Of course we want the funny, likeable dudes to win!", says the audience, especially in regards to that Odin guy, who is sexier than Poe and I was a fool to suggest otherwise.

But also we could be villains.
Loma seems like she'd be the biggest villainy villain, but I don't know.
Hmmm.
I'm good at acting, but strategizing is tough.

[quickfingers]

I'm the makes jokes to cover his anxiety about being out of his element guy, dealing with everything with a stiff crust of self depreciation. But also steals. Stealing will be my infamy.

Bella's nice from what I know. She uh, if she participates - she was kinda murdered last month? That'll put a weird amount of focus on her I hope she's comfortable with.

[quickfingers]

fuck we're gonna compete with a robot this is bullshit

[shadowglitter]

Oh, she was that girl? How sad...
I wonder if she'll play.
I'll try not to treat her with kid gloves because as a competitor, obviously she needs to go down, but also,
It'd be kind of fucked to systematically destroy her confidence with manipulative mindgames so as to get a prize or whatever?
Man, poor girl.

Riptide's cool, though.
I mean, if you steal from him, I think he might break you in half?
But again, that seems to be the sort of thing you're into.

[quickfingers]

Yeah...

Also I don't wanna be broken in half physically. Metaphorically, maybe, but it's really only a turn on when a chick does it. And even then it's more like the threat of being destroyed than anything else.

[shadowglitter]

I still think Magnus is the same...
Maybe you're a bad influence on the poor kid.
Or - wait, a good influence? Seeing as he and Alex are really good together.




If there was a monstertruck with pretty eyelashes and hot lipstick and she kept almost driving over you would you be into it?

[quickfingers]

No, because I don't want to screw a car.

[shadowglitter]

Okay but I made her feminine and monster trucks are cool?

This is a fun game, though. "What Are Peter's Hard Limits When It Comes To Feminine Things He Would Sexually Enjoy Being Physically Threatened By (Even Though The Threats Are Empty And Purely For Tantalization's Sake)".
What if it were a horse in a wig and she wanted to trample you?

[quickfingers]

Humans only & maybe an alien if it's not too weird. So no to a horse in a wig, thanks.

No half animals, no animals, no trucks, planes, trains - etc.

[shadowglitter]

By half animals do you mean like, a mermaid? Or do you mean, like, a woman who has been trapped in the body of a snake?

Because honestly I came up with some really good ones for both of those and I'm kind of sad if I won't get to use them.

[quickfingers]

I'll entertain a mermaid even though I'm weirded out by the fish half.

[shadowglitter]

[quickfingers]

I take it back I don't entertain this.

[shadowglitter]

You sound like Magnus. I thought you were the fun one.
I thought I could have fun with you and get along with you and have a good time with you but you won't even discuss the physical and emotional merits of a reverse mermaid for me.
I haven't even started talking to you about fin rot and you're still giving me all these beans.

[quickfingers]

reverse mermaid is creepy and I don't want to think about it

[shadowglitter]

what about a reverse centaur

[quickfingers]

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