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[shadowglitter]

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unholy demon pose! MUZZLE EXCAVATION X!!!!!!

[shadowglitter]

Yeah? Good! I was serious about all that, regardless of a particularly violent case of the non-sobrieties.
I hope you're okay with me thinking of you like that.
I'm giving you a lot of titles. Lord. Li'l bro. Who knows what's next.
But yes, we'll double date and it'll be a competition and I will win and be the better dater I will give you just the biggest noogie.
BIG BROTHER TACTICS NUMBER 2: ULTIMATE LEVEL 10 HAIR-RUFFLING. GET READY.

Oh, cool! If you need any help with magic stuff, I'm good at that. Charms are my specialty, actually. I dunno if she'd need any advice, but if she does... I'm here.
I can help with the building side of it, too! The leader of the Nohrian army back home lived in a treehouse, so I know my way around 'em pretty well, structurally-speaking.
But also,
A magic treehouse will be a lot more fun to crash when I'm lonely than a tent ever was, so that's equal parts fun and exciting. CAN'T WAIT.

[fehus]

sober response: yeah i'm ok with it, i think. and you're underestimating your double date opponent. not me, alex. she plays everything to win.

wait seriously? can you contact her about that? the charm stuff. i'm no help, it's not a Frey thing to do magic that way.

also the leader of an army living in a treehouse sounds cool as hel.

[gently realises Odin used the word "crash," identifying HE KNOWS HE'S CRASHING, AND YET,]

[shadowglitter]

Oh, right. Shit! I don't play anything to win. I just play to pose and look cool. I've already lost!
But yeah, I'll contact her. Uh, if she's okay with it.
Like, I'm glad you're dating and all, but she does kind of scare the shit out of me (alex colours), so maybe ask her first if she doesn't mind getting help from a dude who almost definitely annoys her?
The last thing I wanna do is step on any toes.

And yeah, Corrin was the best. They're one of my friends who can turn into a dragon, sort of. Not a big dragon, a little one.
More of a goat? A goat with water everywhere.

[fehus]

can you really lose when you did such cool poses, though?

our toes are fine. just text her, dude. i promise she's

[no, that's a lie he was about to do]

also nice in addition to being scary.

[that's better]

she'll also turn into a dragon-goat if you ask.

[shadowglitter]

I mean, that's why I pose all the time. It's why my life is so fun and exciting and cool. Well, that and my personality and the choices I make and the relationships I have and the feelings I feel.
God.
Magnus?
I'm so good. Just in general. Just by default! When I think of Odin, I think of someone who is good. Odin? More like, oh daaaaaaamn.

Sorry.
Yes.
I will contact your nice but scary girlfriend. I'll even do it quietly, without any theatrics, so as to not RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAISE THE IIIIIIIRE OF HER BLACK HEART AND FORCE HER HAND TO SLAAAAAAAAAAAY THIS PITIFUL MORTAL SOUL WHERE HE STAAAAAANDS.
Not that her heart is black. Or that I think she has it in her to kill a person. [ lol. ] That was dramatic effect.
I'm bullying your girlfriend a little. Sorry.
She's just very, very cool. I think she could probably shove me in a locker if she wanted to and I'd just say thanks.

[fehus]

[oh boy. He doesn't even know Alex's bodycount at this point, because keeping track of numbers that high was hard without a graphing calculator. Let's just gently ignore that]

i'm glad you're feeling good feelings about yourself.

i'm sort of with you on the locker thing and we're dating, so. it's fine. just try to keep focused.