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(Oct 31)

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Remember when I said I'd tell you when I call that girl...

Well, I did text her. Just now.

[shadowglitter]

YOU'RE GONNA FUCK IT UP!!!!

[shadowglitter]

Haha, just kidding.
That Confidence-Debilitation Ray was one of the shittier spells found in the back pages of my most recent grimoire, The Bloodrose Blooms: A Fell Index of Abyssal Soulshatterings, which is a book with I guess a foreward at the front of the book written by a big scary devil?
I don't know.
I don't care enough about this goof to value it over paying attention to the feelings of a friend that I love very much.

How's it going?

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well

[shadowglitter]

Oh, that's great! I'm glad it's going well. That's

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we're talking

[shadowglitter]

Mm.

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Notice how agonizing it was to wait there, for me to type something back

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that's my life rn
waiting to see what she insults me w/ next

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she called me a pissant
i told her i had an angry looking trick or treater that looked like her

[shadowglitter]

Oh, man. You're all anxious waiting for her texts?
Like, in a tummy-fluttery way? Peter! I thought this was just gonna be a hook up thing, I didn't know you like liked her. I wanna tell the world.

Honestly if someone told me I looked like an angry trick or treater I would probably be really into it and get a bit of a crush on them?
So that's probably a bad sign because I am abnormal and I bet she isn't.
Maybe try saying something nice about her face instead next time?

[quickfingers]

I had to throw out the hook for the conversation, if she'd thrown it back in my face I would've been like yeah cool ok bye but surprisingly it's evolved into a conversation and that's cool. No butterflies, to be clear. But idk, she's cool and mysterious & also pretty hot so part of me doesn't wanna fuck it up. That's true.

but lmao if i called her pretty she'd probably call me a dipshit

[shadowglitter]

It sounds like you're doing really well, honestly. Talking to mysterious and hot people is really hard.
I think if you're having fun with her and talking so openly as to be invited out for drinks and also be insulted, you guys must have SOME kind of chemistry.
If you keep a cool head and just talk to her as it comes I think it's gonna go great.
You aren't gonna fuck up shit, you charming and funny piece a garbage!

Also,
I might be kind of wrong but,
I sort of, like,
I sort of get the impression from you that you're the kind of guy that would like to be called dipshit by a pretty girl?
Am I wrong about that?

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[PETER IS TYPING]

[quickfingers]

[PETER IS STILL TYPING]

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no you're not wrong

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i may be signing myself to go out and get drunk
which is tbh an effort I'm not sure i'm 100% sold on
esp if i'm not yet convinced it'd be with her, too

[shadowglitter]

I'll get drunk with you if it falls through and she doesn't!
Bro's night out. We can complain about how women suck, but in like an ironic way because neither of us are actually sexist.

But also if you're not comfortable drinking with her like that, just, um, tell her? But in like a cool jokey way so you aren't called a major dweeb.
Like,
"That sounds like really fun but my liver's actually on strike because of how much I ruined it last night yoooooolo" that kind of thing.

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oh i'm not against getting drunk but idk, you didn't know me at my party but I had to pretty much continuously drink or not move in order to stay drunk. My metabolism is fast as fuck, at least until I'm dangerously intoxicated, which isn't a chore but to pay for those drinks?? christ.

then again I never pay for anything so it wouldn't be bad. might help my karma

[shadowglitter]

Peter

I steal food from my friends and I haven't paid a day's rent in my life so I'm just sort of waiting to get kicked out of my house
I spend every paycheck I get on stupid shit
The first week I was here I bought nothing but dog treats,
The second week tennis balls
and the third week eggs.

I will give you my whole paycheck if it will get you adequately wasted with a hot girl.
I am your wingman.

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what did you do with tennis balls?

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but if she does cancel and i'm not in a food coma from all the candy i've stolen, I'll let you know about a drink

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"if she does cancel"
if she doesn't seem up for chilling

already ahead of myself

[shadowglitter]

SHE WON'T CANCEL AND SHE'LL BE UP FOR CHILLING

OH MY GOD?
EMBRACE THE COURAGE OF THE WOLF OR YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TOUCH HER BOOBIES

[quickfingers]

[a delay; then peter resumes this line of text]

odin...