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Re: txeft

[shadowglitter]

Oh, what? Whaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Why would they do that? What the hell, Earth Human Earh Government! Get your shit in gear!
HEY.
HEY, EARTH GOVERNMENT? ARE YOU READING THIS?
HOLY HECK, I'M GONNA MURDER YOU UP SO GOOD. I'M GONNA GET YOU GUYS DEAD!
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THREAT!!!!!!!

Re: txeft

[knaval]

brave human hero saves alien from government?
that sounds like a franchise

Re: txeft

[shadowglitter]

No. No, it doesn't.
(oh man, it totally does.)
It sounds like a legitimate problem that I have to take care of.
I'm not letting anyone hurt you, Riptide. I'm your Amica Endura.

Re: txeft

[knaval]

[no-one has ever said that to him and it makes him have a weird feeling in his chest.]

and im your giant cybertronian pal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: txeft

[shadowglitter]

[ thank god for odin taking this title (that he only sort of understands) (that was offered to him probably half-heartedly or at least very ironically) seriously. ]

Hell yeah, you are, mothertruckerwhoisaboatsoitismorelikemotherboater.
I'll keep you safe. I like you too much to let any oppressive tyrannical force take you away from me.
That's what best friends are for! Systematically overthrowing the bourgeoisie and their despot totalitarian overlords. Ha ha ha ha ha

(But seriously I'm sorry about humans. Just, like, in general.)
(I know I've said it before but we are the worst.)

Re: txeft

[knaval]

id rather just hang