Oh, man. Okay, listen. It is a silver-lipped, forked-tongue devil, one which espouses terrible sins and eldritch words of power. There is nothing attractive about a mouth which, when acting as the tunnel between thought and speech, whispers something like "ur egg vid was just ok i guess" wHICH IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU DID, I WAS THERE, I SAW IT HAPPEN, I READ IT WITH MY OWN EYES, THAT SCATHING REMARK IS THE BOULDER I MUST ETERNALLY PUSH UP THIS MOUNTAIN, IN WHICH THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-DOUBT, THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-CONFIDENCE AND THE BOULDER REPRESENTS ALL THE THINGS THAT PREVENT ME FROM CRESTING THAT HORIZON.
But I mean, physically, it's fine. You're fine. I'd hit it. In like, what you human earth humans would call a "no homo" kind of way. But like, I'd hit a drawing of a sexy model smiling at me the right way, at this point, so.
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Okay, listen.
It is a silver-lipped, forked-tongue devil, one which espouses terrible sins and eldritch words of power.
There is nothing attractive about a mouth which, when acting as the tunnel between thought and speech, whispers something like "ur egg vid was just ok i guess" wHICH IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU DID, I WAS THERE, I SAW IT HAPPEN, I READ IT WITH MY OWN EYES, THAT SCATHING REMARK IS THE BOULDER I MUST ETERNALLY PUSH UP THIS MOUNTAIN, IN WHICH THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-DOUBT, THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS MY SELF-CONFIDENCE AND THE BOULDER REPRESENTS ALL THE THINGS THAT PREVENT ME FROM CRESTING THAT HORIZON.
But I mean, physically, it's fine. You're fine. I'd hit it.
In like, what you human earth humans would call a "no homo" kind of way.
But like, I'd hit a drawing of a sexy model smiling at me the right way, at this point, so.