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Thank you for this information... Magnus Chase.

[ oh no. the glitter saga begins. wrong choice, magnus ]

isn't this just you being really nice about how i can't actually shut up about my girlfriend? embarrassing.

i dunno if the mittens are gonna be ok though, there's an asshole squirrel back home it might remind her of. she hasn't texted me about it. i should have wrapped it better. i put it in some newspaper? it's not like there's gift wrap out in the woods.

use it well, Odin Dark.

Ugh, of course not! How can you say that?! I care about you so so much. And you're so so happy. And that makes me happy, too! This might be the happiest I've been since coming in, honestly. I love when the people I care about are doing well, and I love you SO MUCH and you're doing SO WELL. So!!! Talk to me about her all the time! Whenever you want! Knowing you're smiling makes ME smile. If you're worried about it, you can talk to her, but honestly - You gave her a gift that came from the heart. You wrapped it up and tried to make it look pretty with the resources you had. Like... dude, she's getting a gift from her boyfriend. That alone is going to make her feel loved and appreciated. You've done good! Don't worry so much.

now you definitely sound like a big brother. (i think, i never had a brother.) maybe we can double date if you find that girl again.

ok. i'll try to chill about it. thanks, odin.

by the way we're gonna be moving soon? once alex figures out how to charm some stuff and we ask our friends to help with building a magic treehouse.

Yeah? Good! I was serious about all that, regardless of a particularly violent case of the non-sobrieties. I hope you're okay with me thinking of you like that. I'm giving you a lot of titles. Lord. Li'l bro. Who knows what's next. But yes, we'll double date and it'll be a competition and I will win and be the better dater I will give you just the biggest noogie. BIG BROTHER TACTICS NUMBER 2: ULTIMATE LEVEL 10 HAIR-RUFFLING. GET READY. Oh, cool! If you need any help with magic stuff, I'm good at that. Charms are my specialty, actually. I dunno if she'd need any advice, but if she does... I'm here. I can help with the building side of it, too! The leader of the Nohrian army back home lived in a treehouse, so I know my way around 'em pretty well, structurally-speaking. But also, A magic treehouse will be a lot more fun to crash when I'm lonely than a tent ever was, so that's equal parts fun and exciting. CAN'T WAIT.

sober response: yeah i'm ok with it, i think. and you're underestimating your double date opponent. not me, alex. she plays everything to win.

wait seriously? can you contact her about that? the charm stuff. i'm no help, it's not a Frey thing to do magic that way.

also the leader of an army living in a treehouse sounds cool as hel.

[gently realises Odin used the word "crash," identifying HE KNOWS HE'S CRASHING, AND YET,]

Oh, right. Shit! I don't play anything to win. I just play to pose and look cool. I've already lost! But yeah, I'll contact her. Uh, if she's okay with it. Like, I'm glad you're dating and all, but she does kind of scare the shit out of me (alex colours), so maybe ask her first if she doesn't mind getting help from a dude who almost definitely annoys her? The last thing I wanna do is step on any toes. And yeah, Corrin was the best. They're one of my friends who can turn into a dragon, sort of. Not a big dragon, a little one. More of a goat? A goat with water everywhere.

can you really lose when you did such cool poses, though?

our toes are fine. just text her, dude. i promise she's

[no, that's a lie he was about to do]

also nice in addition to being scary.

[that's better]

she'll also turn into a dragon-goat if you ask.

I mean, that's why I pose all the time. It's why my life is so fun and exciting and cool. Well, that and my personality and the choices I make and the relationships I have and the feelings I feel. God. Magnus? I'm so good. Just in general. Just by default! When I think of Odin, I think of someone who is good. Odin? More like, oh daaaaaaamn. Sorry. Yes. I will contact your nice but scary girlfriend. I'll even do it quietly, without any theatrics, so as to not RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAISE THE IIIIIIIRE OF HER BLACK HEART AND FORCE HER HAND TO SLAAAAAAAAAAAY THIS PITIFUL MORTAL SOUL WHERE HE STAAAAAANDS. Not that her heart is black. Or that I think she has it in her to kill a person. [ ~~lol~~. ] That was dramatic effect. I'm bullying your girlfriend a little. Sorry. She's just very, very cool. I think she could probably shove me in a locker if she wanted to and I'd just say thanks.

[oh boy. He doesn't even know Alex's bodycount at this point, because keeping track of numbers that high was hard without a graphing calculator. Let's just gently ignore that]

i'm glad you're feeling good feelings about yourself.

i'm sort of with you on the locker thing and we're dating, so. it's fine. just try to keep focused.

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he's so close to picking his nose

unholy demon pose! MUZZLE EXCAVATION X!!!!!!

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