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[shadowglitter]

Okay well I would have appreciated it if you commented on my cool glitter text but fine.

I got him killed and it sucked.
I'm trying to strike that balance of giving him some space and spending time with him so I can be there for him if he wants to talk or be apart from him if he wants me out of his life, but it is hard to feel like I'm doing the right thing no matter which direction I go in.
Would you be okay with checking in on him sometimes? Just to see if he's getting sleep or whatever.
If you're not friends with him or don't have the time or anything or don't wanna do it, that's totally okay, but.
If it's cool I'll just buy a pizza for him every now and then and you can take it over and just make sure he's coherent or doing more than just staring at a wall or something equally sad and weird.

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the glitter was cool

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But yeah, sure? I'll check in & if you do the pizza thing I'll make sure he's doing alright then too.

I think you're doing what sounds like a good balance tho? Sounds like some serious shit happened & I'm sorry it did

[shadowglitter]

Woah, I made Peter type all serious.

But no, it's okay, thank you for listening.
Sorry for putting this on you when we've been best friends for all of eight and a half minutes.
Do you wanna talk about you next or do you wanna hear tales of my dick's glorious successes in consensual combat?

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I dunno, what's the best way to not make this really awkwardly serious now

you wanna brag about the fwb? I'm listening

[shadowglitter]

Sorry, again. I know it's a bit much to deal with and I hate being a burden like that to people.
It's just, I'm really starting to trust you already and I don't reaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT A DUDE'S HAND ON MY BONE LIKE 900FT IN THE AIR BECAUSE HE FLEW ME UP THERE ON A MAGIC CARPET.

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Okay, that's kinda impressive. New meaning to mile high club?

You were almost a member. (Haha. Hah. We're adults not making that joke, don't even think about it.)

So when do you see him again?

[shadowglitter]

hehe, member.

He's my next door neighbour so I see him all the time.
I don't know about when I'll next be pursuing the fated, ass-shattering Level 9 Plowing of the Gods that I promised him, though? I guess I've been waiting for him to make the first move and he hasn't yet.
If he doesn't by tonight maybe I'll hit him up. I don't know. Teeheehee. My heart is a flutter, as if it were a marshmallow butterfly losing its way on a gentle breeze of boners and good times.

I'm worried it's kind of shitty for me to look to him as something fun in my life when everyone I know is going through some pretty terrible garbage right now, though.
Like, when is a person undeserving of happiness? Especially when the reason for that happiness is something just super duper shallow, such as having a sweet and choice butt just totally at my beck and call.
Man.
Man.
M
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Did you talk a lot before hand? I mean, I still say go for it but keep in mind you'll be seeing him regardless of how it goes so like. I don't know, if you don't mind crossing that boundary? Get it, boy. Get it.

& I'm not gonna make this srs but like dude, there's no perfect time and if u make yourself wait for the sake of others, you're shorting yourself. You deserve a good time too bro

[shadowglitter]

I mean, we were always friends. He's always been encouraging and nice and stuff.
But he was being really forward and winked at me and I screamed something about how that made it look like he was sexually attracted to me, which he confirmed, and then we [REDACTED BY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT FOR SIMPLY BEING TOO TOO SEXY, PETER.]
On the one hand I don't want to say my situation is a unilateral experience, because I don't think most rendezvouseseses like these ones begin with someone you're only casual friends with hitting on you and then straight up advancing things out of nowhere?
But on the other hand I don't think I would have ever pressed for anything if he hadn't made a moment.
So I think,
I think I don't mind crossing that boundary because moments need to be made for things to happen.
Not just like hot and great things like getting this RAGING FLESH-SNAKE TO SURGE FORTH HIS GLISTENING, IVORY MAGMA or whatever.
But, like.
I don't know, in general? I think if you want to be close to another person or seize an opportunity in life you have to be willing to take a step even if it's scary. So. Yeah.... yeah.

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dont ever say raging flesh snake again

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or ivory magma

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so you're gonna seize that opportunity? remember the rules of safe sex on your next mile high adventure

[shadowglitter]

Ah, but can you feel it? This weight at your back, like someone - no, some thing - is looming over you.
This eldritch, formless darkness, its hands around your throat, nails digging into your skin.
You're being held hostage by this unknowable, horrible terror, and do you know what the name of this demon is?
That's right.
It's The Amount Of Words Odin Knows To Describe Both His Genitalia And The Contents Of Which That Can Be Expelled.
So spooky. So ever-present. So ready to unleash its full power at a moment's notice.
You are already in too deep.

[shadowglitter]

Yeah, okay! Thanks bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Don't wanna get him pregnant!

[ wait that's not-- wait it's hard to tell if he's joking? Odin Dark ]

Wanna talk about you now? I still wanna be your best friend and a part of that is you opening up to me about your feelings and your past and your experiences and just your spirit and your soul.
Lay it on me baby. Tell me how you've been doing, lately.
Then we'll make our ways to your light traumas and just kinda push on through to the heavy stuff by the end.

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you are such a spooge dripping meatsnake
2 can play that game, i just want you to know ill sink to your level

[shadowglitter]

This meatsnake doesn't merely drip spooge. Haha, no. To think that I, an avatar of lust and virility, would merely drip with spooge? Haha. Hahahaha.
This jizz - this white gold, this essence of my being, this VIRILE and MASCULINE STEW OF LIFE POURS FROM WITHIN LIKE A WATERFALL OF CEASELESS EROTICISM.
WHEN I CAME, PETER? WHEN I CAME, FROM THE ADMINISTRATIONS OF POE UPON MY ACHING, TURGID CANNON???????????????

Oh, Peter.
A nation fell to pieces.

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spooge dripper odin, I admire your efforts here

also so wait his name is poe?

[shadowglitter]

Yes.
Wait, no. No?
Wait.



Yes, but only if you don't know anyone named Poe.

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It's a nice name. Poe.

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but hm, light traumas...

Idk. My life is boring

[shadowglitter]

Oh, okay. That sounds fake, but okay.
I've yet to meet an import without some kind of trauma on their back, but okay. But okay. Okay.

Okay.

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My traumas are old hat, like nearly dying and family issues.

Life here took an upturn so I really shouldn't be complaining about anything. Boring is okay and okay is good.

[shadowglitter]

Oh hey, I've got those! Look, we're already starting to bond a little more.

Okay that makes sense. I can understand that. I can understand not wanting to dwell in the past. There's no point allowing yourself to be overcome by the demons of homesickness and ancient history.
Such sharp-fanged apparitions are hard to fend off, should they claim you as their food.
What do you normally do in your boring and easy life here?
Complaints are welcome. As a dark and shadowy mage, I thrive on negativity.

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I deliver pizzas.

Host parties. Talk to idiots like you. That's my day.