Odin (Owain) | Fire Emblem (
shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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Why are you always wearing those, again?
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It enhances my magical power and grants potency to my sweet spells.
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Okay. I mean, by the Gods, I'm not going to correct you.
It's a rare thing for someone to swallow my garbage so wholeheartedly.
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You just like mesh, huh?
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I'd wear nothing but a latex horse head and a thong, if it were socially acceptable.
I mean, the mesh thing isn't socially acceptable, exactly, but it's in that sweetspot that hovers riiiight above me getting arrested and riiiiight below me having to wear a shirt that the horse-thong aesthetic just can't be involved with.
This was actually the Sorcerer's uniform back home? Not for any particular reason. It just was.
I improved mine, though, by making it yellow and including harlequin print and by being just so insanely ripped and attractive.
I have so many abs, Peter. Like 9 of them.
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Also nice @ the 9 abs. That extra one just reppin' there in uneven number.
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WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THAT LITERALLY ALL THE TIME? Why aren't I, actually?
Oh man.
Metallic mesh... I can see it.
Would you wear a mesh suit if I made it out of chrome?
I know you said you didn't have confidence in your body but I'll be the only one to see it so it'll be okay.
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Also no to the mesh. Body confidence, weird tan lines. I prefer jeans and a t-shirt, it's just cozy.
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I don't know if I've mentioned it but one of my jobs is as an actor at this dinner theatre place? Actually I think I definitely 100% mentioned it and if you don't remember it's because you don't actually love me.
But I steal outfits and props from there all the time. A lot of it is shiny, because I identify with the fashionable and stylish hoarding tactics of the crow and/or raven, two birds who are basically both my spirit animals.
There's a lot of Shakespeare. He was amazing. Earth is amazing.
Lots of flashy jewelry and fake, beautiful garbage in that man's repertoire.
My point is I'm going to leave a box of silver clothes and accessories on your doorstep.
Payin' you back for our great great bromance!
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Also for real? You're a bro.
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You just sort of show up and then I interpret the plays my boss tells me to perform, and then he yells at me on stage for not sticking to the script, and then I peg him with props.
That's how the last few weeks have gone, in any case.
Actually, he didn't used to yell at me so much as give me gentle advice, but I didn't take that, either.
Okay question, like legit,
Limits on clothing? Girl stuff y/n
I have silver shoes I can take but many of them are just super duper feminine. In a way that I think you could pull off, but you know.
Even I only tried on my first set of high heels about a month ago.
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And oh, man. I can't believe I haven't met your sister yet.
Putting THAT on the agenda.
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But only Wanda and Lorna are here and fair warning, they hold their own.
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I'm not going to fight your sisters? Is that what you were accusing me of? By telling me they can hold their own?
I have no intention of initiating hand to hand combat with your sisters, unless you think that would make them like me more.
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And can make you uncomfortable sometimes. It's like their unofficial super power. Especially for Lorna. Wanda's my twin so we kinda just know how to make each other suffer.
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How much ammunition do they have against you?
Just like terrible things they can use against you in general that I could learn about if I asked.
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I'll just ask about the embarrassing music you were into when you were younger, or if she's walked in on you doing anything terrible when you thought you were alone. Things like that.
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