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[shadowglitter]

Yeah, okay! Thanks bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Don't wanna get him pregnant!

[ wait that's not-- wait it's hard to tell if he's joking? Odin Dark ]

Wanna talk about you now? I still wanna be your best friend and a part of that is you opening up to me about your feelings and your past and your experiences and just your spirit and your soul.
Lay it on me baby. Tell me how you've been doing, lately.
Then we'll make our ways to your light traumas and just kinda push on through to the heavy stuff by the end.

[quickfingers]

you are such a spooge dripping meatsnake
2 can play that game, i just want you to know ill sink to your level

[shadowglitter]

This meatsnake doesn't merely drip spooge. Haha, no. To think that I, an avatar of lust and virility, would merely drip with spooge? Haha. Hahahaha.
This jizz - this white gold, this essence of my being, this VIRILE and MASCULINE STEW OF LIFE POURS FROM WITHIN LIKE A WATERFALL OF CEASELESS EROTICISM.
WHEN I CAME, PETER? WHEN I CAME, FROM THE ADMINISTRATIONS OF POE UPON MY ACHING, TURGID CANNON???????????????

Oh, Peter.
A nation fell to pieces.

[quickfingers]

spooge dripper odin, I admire your efforts here

also so wait his name is poe?

[shadowglitter]

Yes.
Wait, no. No?
Wait.



Yes, but only if you don't know anyone named Poe.

[quickfingers]

It's a nice name. Poe.

[shadowglitter]

Suspicious.

But yeah, it is. He's really nice. Of course he has a nice name.
Poe poe poe poe poe. It's fun to say. Cute and fun and nice.
I don't have a crush or anything but I want him to meet my dead parents. Is that weird?

[quickfingers]

No it's sweet. Little morbid but you can get away with it this month.

[shadowglitter]

Peter...
Peter?

I want you to meet my dead parents too.

[quickfingers]

I'm charmed but I don't own any good clothes

[shadowglitter]

I think you would look pretty good in one of these mesh fishnet numbers I'm always wearing.
What's your size?

[quickfingers]

My body confidence levels aren't that high.

Why are you always wearing those, again?

[shadowglitter]

Real answer or fake answer?

[quickfingers]

but hm, light traumas...

Idk. My life is boring

[shadowglitter]

Oh, okay. That sounds fake, but okay.
I've yet to meet an import without some kind of trauma on their back, but okay. But okay. Okay.

Okay.

[quickfingers]

My traumas are old hat, like nearly dying and family issues.

Life here took an upturn so I really shouldn't be complaining about anything. Boring is okay and okay is good.

[shadowglitter]

Oh hey, I've got those! Look, we're already starting to bond a little more.

Okay that makes sense. I can understand that. I can understand not wanting to dwell in the past. There's no point allowing yourself to be overcome by the demons of homesickness and ancient history.
Such sharp-fanged apparitions are hard to fend off, should they claim you as their food.
What do you normally do in your boring and easy life here?
Complaints are welcome. As a dark and shadowy mage, I thrive on negativity.

[quickfingers]

I deliver pizzas.

Host parties. Talk to idiots like you. That's my day.

[shadowglitter]

Well that was rude.

Do you have limitations on the pizzas you deliver? Because I want to order some wild-ass shit one of these days.
Crow beaks. Goat eyes. Goat horns. Goat skulls. Honestly, goats are just really good for demonic foodstuffs, and I'm a spooky boy with spooky needs.

[quickfingers]

It was said endearingly. I'd have called you worse if it were an insult.

I think unorthodox animal parts are kinda hard to get around here, I might be able to give you a candy corn pizza or something like... dill pickles or ranch on top?

[shadowglitter]

Oh man, call me something worse!!! I wanna see how bad you can insult me!

[ bad idea. Bad ]

I don't know what ranch is. Like, a farm? A whole farm?
Yes. Yes, I would like an entire farm served atop my pizza.
Not metaphorically. I don't want a cut of meat from every animal on my pizza. That is cowardly.
I want a pizza large enough to house a full, occupied barn comfortably atop it, and then I want to eat it, wood and machinery and various apparatuseses and all.

[quickfingers]

I don't want to insult you.

And ranch is a dressing. A sauce? Like BBQ and Caesar. We don't make huge pizzas, I mean. We could probably make you an XXL one but it sadly would not measure up to a farm-size pizza. But it'd be delicious?

[shadowglitter]

Okay, I don't care about pizza anymore, I wanna talk insults.

Why not? Don't think you can do it or something?

[quickfingers]

You won't get offended?

[shadowglitter]

Do you think you have it in you to offend me?