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That's... suspicious? Is this sacred psst you've blessed me with not a precursor to a discussion about your mystery date with your mystery girl? Give me a hint about what I'm supposed to be suspecting.

[Peter's texting in tandem & stfu this is to help me remember why I did this too.]

I'm being threatened with evisceration rn

Oh! That's a good sign. Is that a euphemism for sex thing teens do? Probably. You shouldn't be with someone who wants to eviscerate you unless it's a euphemism for sex things teens do.

Odin, focus. Put 2 + 2 together here.

Chick is threatening me with evisceration. Who might she be?

[ ... ]

Alex...?

Not a bad guess, but no.

🔥 ringing any bells? I'm not explicitly telling you so that she can't actually kill me.

You're being threatened by a woman made of fire? How did you get my next chapter of your friendfi

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Why'd you tell me?! I'm gonna ruin your relationship now!! I'm gonna message her and tell her all the things you said to me about her!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DO IT BUT I CAN'T HELP IT AND YOU'VE CURSED ME!!!!!!!

I trust you
but also now you know who coffee girl is
and yeah

Really? I mean, I trust you too. Like, a lot. I'm going to abuse that privilege when we're in space, but right now I just feel warm. Thank you. Can I have your permission to call her out though? Vaguely? A little? Because I want to.