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Odin (Owain) | Fire Emblem ([personal profile] shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm

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h2no: (hashtag win)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-10-30 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I am absolutely not going to lick your face.

[he knows that's not what odin meant but had to clarify.]

That's cute. You're cute, you fucker. C'mon, let's go, or I'm gonna end up on the floor with your dogs again.
h2no: (v v)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-10-30 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[archie leads him, commenting occasionally, maybe trying to make conversation but petering out, flinching a few times at just normal noises, generally just clearly trying really really hard to be normal, though not doing very well.

eventually, they get to the store - it's clearly one of a kind - set up to look like ye olde blacksmith, probably something odin recognises more than archie. there's no door, so archie just walks right in, past the open area where a guy is forging something for people to watch, and says something to the clerk, who disappears into the back, presumably to get something.]


I got something from here before. I think they're high quality? [sidelong glare from nearby employee.] I can't tell.
h2no: (#yikes)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-10-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I thought I'd need goggles the first time I was in here.

[misdirection sucessful! archie puts an arm on odin's shoulders regardless.

...what he can reach, anyway.

a couple minutes later, the clerk comes back with a box, and opens it to reveal... a special sword. archie points at it excitedly.]


Look! Look! There's an entire set! Is this not the most you thing ever?!
Edited (better pic) 2017-10-30 19:24 (UTC)
h2no: (tfw jacob)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-10-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a joke? It's a rainbow sword!

[here, at least, he seems genuine.]

I ordered two for myself so I could put them on my wall!
h2no: (you weirdo)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-11-05 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[he can't. he should tell odin that he just flat out can't. but... he can't, haha.]

Did you see the little knives as well?
Edited 2017-11-05 12:36 (UTC)
h2no: (i might've fucked up)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-11-05 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[uhhh it's really bad?? relevant, but bad. archie pales and holds his hands up, laughing forced and awkwardly.]

Y--yeah. Sounds tough. Uh-- they have dummies out back if you wanna... practice.

[he'll go puke somewhere cool]
h2no: (yeah.... no)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-11-08 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't think I'll ever be a very good sworder.

[swordsman.]

I'll just watch, if that's not too weird.
h2no: (mudkip is the superior starter)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-11-08 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Guess they need to stop buyin' crap dummies, then.

[he takes a seat to watch, finally kind of forgetting the hitch a couple of minutes ago.]