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[garotted]

Hi Odin. It was nice of you to drop by to say hi to Magnus, but I swear to the Norns if you don't replace our tent with an upgrade, I'm going to rip your fucking head off with my bare hands and kick it into space.

Thanks!

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[shadowglitter]

That's so cool. Into space? That'd be such a big kick! I bet you could do it, too. You have really strong legs.
Ugh.
You used to scare me but now I just think you're really sweet and cute and funny!
JOKE'S ON YOU, YOU'RE STUCK WITH MY LOVE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO KILL ME.






I'll replace your tent.

[garotted]

I'm sweet and cute and funny and also murderous.

Good boy.

[shadowglitter]

Arf arf woof.





Get it? Because you said good boy. So I did a dog thing.
Hahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. God, I'm so great.
Can I be in charge of picking what kind of tent I get you, please?
Because, man.
Ideas.

[garotted]

Absolutely not. You and Magnus go together.
You can make it a date or whatever.

[shadowglitter]

Magnus is way too good for me to date, but OK.
Your loss. Mine would have had LEDs and fire.

[garotted]

I don't mean date-date, obviously I'm dating him, but platonic-date. He goes out for dates all the time with Ronan, I don't see why he can't go out for one with you.
I know, why do you think I said to take Magnus?

[shadowglitter]

I don't know who Ronan is but I guess I'm jealous of him now?
Unbelievable.
But okay, I accept. Thank you for lending me your property.

[garotted]

You're welcome, treat him nicely.
No pyrotechnics.
He likes milkshakes.