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[shadowglitter]

I wanted blind, dishonest praise. That's all I've ever wanted!!!

More importantly, hey, if you have confidence issues, ME TOO. We can bond over that.
If you ever want me to say your face isn't ugly, just hit me up!
Man oh man, is that face ever not ugly. Ugh, I love your face so much!
These words that escape me are like heterosexual thieves running from a heterosexual tomb, fleeing from my cursed tongue with the treasure of my feelings wrapped tightly in their arms.
Once again, this is Odin for no homo.

Anyway, um,
I,
In the misguided stress directed at Magnus as well as some dumb sad stuff I went through in a house that was haunted sort of, I haven't really had the opportunity to talk about this with a human being and have only told my dog, which I guess is inappropriate,
But I totally,
I totally
Hey
I totally
Did a
Almost
Did a
A sex
I almost did it
It almost did a sex at me, this week, this guy
It wasn't a full sex in its totality,
But Peter
Peter
The Sun Rises It Begins This New Dawn

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you almost hooked up in a haunted house?

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not bad.

I mean, it wasn't bad, right?

[shadowglitter]

No, it was before the haunted house, it just sort of got pushed out of my mind 'cause the house was traumatic and everyone I love died.
But yeah! It was great.
It was in the sky? My friend can fly. Well, he can pilot things. And well, "friend".
Friend with...

BENEFITS!!!!!

Hahahaha. Hahahahahaha!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1/2

[quickfingers]

uh so hold on
traumatic? people died? what

2

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but uh
good on that fwb stuff?? go you

[shadowglitter]

I'm so attractive and desirable and cool.
I'm just such a good and honest and loving person and I'm so glad things are going well for me.
Peter.
I am so used to giving and finally I get to receive.

Anyway, yeah, it's fucked up.
I would say you probably don't want to hear about it, but I guess you didn't want to hear about the other thing, either, and I still told you. Hahaha! FRIENDSHIPS.
Um, it sucked.
I don't know.
They got better. We were all locked in this house for a few days, it was basically right before I first talked to you.
It sucked? It sucks. It still sucks. It sucks so much I'm not even going to allegorically rhapsodize about it.
Wanna talk about you instead? How's your life going?

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God there is such a disconnect between the start and finish of each of your texts rn

1: I'm happy you're happy dude, will ask more deets about all this fwb in sec but seriously move on to point 2

2: are you sure you're ok? we can discuss me later but if you need to talk dw about it

[shadowglitter]

SUCH IS THE POWER OF ODIN DARK.

But no, it's okay, I talked to Magnus a bit.
Though there is something you could do for me?
Do you know Archie? The pirate guy.

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Built like a brick house, TYPES LIKE THIS?
yea I know him.

[shadowglitter]

Okay well I would have appreciated it if you commented on my cool glitter text but fine.

I got him killed and it sucked.
I'm trying to strike that balance of giving him some space and spending time with him so I can be there for him if he wants to talk or be apart from him if he wants me out of his life, but it is hard to feel like I'm doing the right thing no matter which direction I go in.
Would you be okay with checking in on him sometimes? Just to see if he's getting sleep or whatever.
If you're not friends with him or don't have the time or anything or don't wanna do it, that's totally okay, but.
If it's cool I'll just buy a pizza for him every now and then and you can take it over and just make sure he's coherent or doing more than just staring at a wall or something equally sad and weird.

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the glitter was cool

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But yeah, sure? I'll check in & if you do the pizza thing I'll make sure he's doing alright then too.

I think you're doing what sounds like a good balance tho? Sounds like some serious shit happened & I'm sorry it did

[shadowglitter]

Woah, I made Peter type all serious.

But no, it's okay, thank you for listening.
Sorry for putting this on you when we've been best friends for all of eight and a half minutes.
Do you wanna talk about you next or do you wanna hear tales of my dick's glorious successes in consensual combat?

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I dunno, what's the best way to not make this really awkwardly serious now

you wanna brag about the fwb? I'm listening

[shadowglitter]

Sorry, again. I know it's a bit much to deal with and I hate being a burden like that to people.
It's just, I'm really starting to trust you already and I don't reaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT A DUDE'S HAND ON MY BONE LIKE 900FT IN THE AIR BECAUSE HE FLEW ME UP THERE ON A MAGIC CARPET.

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Okay, that's kinda impressive. New meaning to mile high club?

You were almost a member. (Haha. Hah. We're adults not making that joke, don't even think about it.)

So when do you see him again?

[shadowglitter]

hehe, member.

He's my next door neighbour so I see him all the time.
I don't know about when I'll next be pursuing the fated, ass-shattering Level 9 Plowing of the Gods that I promised him, though? I guess I've been waiting for him to make the first move and he hasn't yet.
If he doesn't by tonight maybe I'll hit him up. I don't know. Teeheehee. My heart is a flutter, as if it were a marshmallow butterfly losing its way on a gentle breeze of boners and good times.

I'm worried it's kind of shitty for me to look to him as something fun in my life when everyone I know is going through some pretty terrible garbage right now, though.
Like, when is a person undeserving of happiness? Especially when the reason for that happiness is something just super duper shallow, such as having a sweet and choice butt just totally at my beck and call.
Man.
Man.
M
a
n
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Did you talk a lot before hand? I mean, I still say go for it but keep in mind you'll be seeing him regardless of how it goes so like. I don't know, if you don't mind crossing that boundary? Get it, boy. Get it.

& I'm not gonna make this srs but like dude, there's no perfect time and if u make yourself wait for the sake of others, you're shorting yourself. You deserve a good time too bro

[shadowglitter]

I mean, we were always friends. He's always been encouraging and nice and stuff.
But he was being really forward and winked at me and I screamed something about how that made it look like he was sexually attracted to me, which he confirmed, and then we [REDACTED BY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT FOR SIMPLY BEING TOO TOO SEXY, PETER.]
On the one hand I don't want to say my situation is a unilateral experience, because I don't think most rendezvouseseses like these ones begin with someone you're only casual friends with hitting on you and then straight up advancing things out of nowhere?
But on the other hand I don't think I would have ever pressed for anything if he hadn't made a moment.
So I think,
I think I don't mind crossing that boundary because moments need to be made for things to happen.
Not just like hot and great things like getting this RAGING FLESH-SNAKE TO SURGE FORTH HIS GLISTENING, IVORY MAGMA or whatever.
But, like.
I don't know, in general? I think if you want to be close to another person or seize an opportunity in life you have to be willing to take a step even if it's scary. So. Yeah.... yeah.

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dont ever say raging flesh snake again

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or ivory magma

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so you're gonna seize that opportunity? remember the rules of safe sex on your next mile high adventure

[shadowglitter]

Ah, but can you feel it? This weight at your back, like someone - no, some thing - is looming over you.
This eldritch, formless darkness, its hands around your throat, nails digging into your skin.
You're being held hostage by this unknowable, horrible terror, and do you know what the name of this demon is?
That's right.
It's The Amount Of Words Odin Knows To Describe Both His Genitalia And The Contents Of Which That Can Be Expelled.
So spooky. So ever-present. So ready to unleash its full power at a moment's notice.
You are already in too deep.

[shadowglitter]

Yeah, okay! Thanks bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Don't wanna get him pregnant!

[ wait that's not-- wait it's hard to tell if he's joking? Odin Dark ]

Wanna talk about you now? I still wanna be your best friend and a part of that is you opening up to me about your feelings and your past and your experiences and just your spirit and your soul.
Lay it on me baby. Tell me how you've been doing, lately.
Then we'll make our ways to your light traumas and just kinda push on through to the heavy stuff by the end.