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shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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they aren't gonna apologize but you know what? spam the fuck out of them anyway.
that'll teach them to go on the internet and talk their shitty opinions like anyone gives a crap what they think.
we could also figure out where they live and egg their house?? they like breakfast so fucking much give them a shit ton of raw eggs on their walls.
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Ugh, or not. I guess poetic irony has its limits when it would result in everyone fucking dying.
But thanks for calling me cool, and for also totally 100% making me want to egg their house like the cool prankster genius I've always wanted to be.
I am completely going to do that and you're welcome to tag along, even though this particular adventure will probably end in me crying on my knees and feeling deep regret for what I've done.
But I also kind of think it would be good for us if every now and then one of our adventures ended in tears of regret?
Keeps things fresh.
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and don't worry. you might feel regret and shame after all this, but i won't be crying over some no taste hack shitting on you.
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We'll do it tonight!! And I GUESS arson is out of the picture, but man oh man, am I ever going to pretend those eggs are burning bright enough to be little shooting stars as they splatter on that jerk's jerk-ass windows.
And, hey.
Thanks?
I had a lot of friends back home, but I honestly don't think any of them would have done something like this with me.
It feels kind of nice having someone defend my honor while simultaneously being a cool enough person to enact a rebellious revenge plot with me.
I hope one day I'll make you feel just as appreciated as I do right now.
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if we ran over someone on the road, and had to hide the body? i'd do it. and i wouldn't rat you out to the cops or anything. ok we're in this together!
any good relationship is built on that premise.
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I've killed a lot of things in my life, but I've never had to hide a body. Most of the time they just turn into smoke and dissolve.
Or they're enemy soldiers and they either disintegrate from my magic or else we leave them on the battlefield 'cause we've got things to do.
I guess it's inappropriate to talk about dead bodies to such an extent though? Whoops.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is if you commit a murder I've totally got your back! Hahaha!