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Okay! I will do this thing you've asked of me. This quest? Oh, it's been undertaken. It's been undertaken so good. I will wear something that is slightly more modest than the Odin-typical naked-with-a-cape aesthetic I typically lean on, which is an exception I'm making for you and you alone, so. Please don't tell anyone that I've done this or they'll start asking me to do the same around them. This would be an unforgivable sin. And you can cook whatever, I don't care. I just killed and ate bear all the time when I was little. I'm really not fussy.

Please at least wear pants, that's all I ask. Real pants that cover all your bits.

So is this literal bear or Odin-is-Exaggerating bear?

I've... planned something different, but the bits will be covered. It's fine. No, I'm legit! Me and my cousin were on our own for a while between like thirteen and sixteen and we had to live off the land and the streets and stuff. We had to avoid the cities where most people were, so that typically meant hanging out in the woods or the hills or whatever? We hunted bears, typically. They were the biggest things to take out with our swords and we needed the combat experience and it felt good surviving on something noble and strong or whatever. Sounds weird now that I write it out like that, though.

I'm concerned, but I won't challenge it.

You were in the negative cool points, but you've just managed to break even again with this one-two combo of homeless survival and bear-killing.
Do you hike?

IF I BROKE EVEN THAT MEANS I'VE GOT A LITTLE ROOM TO DO SOMETHING NOT-COOL AGAIN! HAHAHA. I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK AND RUFFLE YOUR HAIR AND CUDDLE YOUR FACE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!! GET READY Oh, uh. And yeah, sure. Hiking's fun. I haven't really had a chance to do it here, because I'm usually going on stupid adventures, But I like being out in nature and just relaxing or whatever. It's peaceful.

Not if you want to live through the night, you won't.

Then put adventuring on hold sometime and come with Magnus and I. It'd probably do you some good.

Too late! You've provided me with an opportunity, however accidental that may have been on your part, and now it's happening. Ahahaha. Ahahahahahahaha. Oh man. Nothing can save you now. I WOULD GENUINELY LOVE THAT SO MUCH MORE THAN EVEN I HAVE THE WORDS TO SAY. Are you going to be mad at me if I get really excited about a bird or something and yell a lot? I'll need to calibrate beforehand, if so.

I will literally eat you alive.

And yes, behave yourself. It's about relaxing, not getting worked up. You can enjoy a bird without screaming about it and scaring it away.

If I have to be cannibalized in order to give those sweet sweet Magnus-loving cheeks the best li'l smooches they'll ever darn have, then so be it. SO BE IT. SO BE IT!!! SUCH IS THE BURDEN I BEAR. I'LL GO DOWN ON THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SHIP. Wait, shipwreck of... shipwreck of a... sh... I fucked up! Point is, you've given me power. I'll figure out how to abuse it one way or another. And I won't yell at a bird, I guess. Jeez. I'm so tired of not being able to yell about birds.

You just dipped into the negatives again.

You can yell later, when it's just you and Magnus.

But I... I haven't given you... even the smallest of hugs yet? This is the worst. I've gotta start learning to weaponize my uncool more successfully. Okay. Okay. If I've got permission from you to yell at shit, there's no way he can be mad at me. He thinks the sun shines out of you. I feel like if I could wrangle you into giving me permission to do all sorts of wild shit, he'd have no choice but to go along with it. Hahaha... and so another dark plan forms.

I'm not a hugging type of girl. Maybe if you're really lucky, I'll nap on you when I'm a cat, but don't count on it.

First of all: No.
Second, I'll only give you permission to do wild shit in order to troll the fuck out of him, so if you're going to ask my permission for anything, go big or go home.

UAAAAAAAAUGUAUAAUGH ALEX FIERRO IS SUCH A COOL AND GREAT PERSON WHO I'M SO GLAD TO KNOW Please do the cat nap thing. One of my powers is being able to craft dreams for people that feel super realistic, so I can give you a cool cat dream where you'll feel like you're decapitating a whole bunch of giant salmon for real or something. It'll be a great experience for both of us. I don't want to hurt his feelings or anything but a couple of weeks ago someone didn't like a vlog I made so me and my friend vandalized their house and almost committed arson against them and then we were going to run away and start a new life up in Canada and I think there was something about a latex pigeon mask but I don't remember why I own that anymore? So like, going big over nothing is totally what I do. I'll think on it and get back to you.

Edited 2017-10-30 21:21 (UTC)

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