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NEVER HAS THE BLOOD THAT COURSES THROUGH THESE VEINS BEEN SO ABLAZE WITH A HEAT THAT BORDERS UPON THE SUPERNATURAL!
ONLY THE FLAMES OF HELL THEMSELVES RIVAL THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS ROARING, ALL-ECLIPSING INFERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIVE HIM TO ME. GIVE HIM TO ME AT ONCE

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i don't understand how you type so much so quickly
please explain

he has an owner still, odin
໒( ●ᴥ ●)ʋ ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ

Oh, that's because I have a demon that dwells dormant within my dominant hand. I unleash it from time to time, typically to announce the arrival of a Special Finishing Move or else to end a battle with a particularly radical flourish.
He helps me type fast, too.

I don't care.
Who is he? Your boyfriend? Your big, dumb boyfriend who's going to fold me into a pretzel if I steal his dog? Nice try, Chad, which is probably his name. Can't outrun me when I'm riding your dog.

the church generally frowns on demons
i suppose i'll have to learn the hard way

finding that is easer than typing it out

i'm still a priest, odin
and the dog is still owned
maybe you should visit a shelter and adopt a dog before your heart is clouded with larceny

Edited 2017-09-28 08:47 (UTC)

My hands are never weak. Your quote doesn't apply to me.
Honestly, Pucci. I don't understand you.
My hands are literally made of steel and diamonds and gold.
You know this.

Can I do that? Are shelters a thing? I'm gonna do that!!
Actually, I better not. In a rare and beguiling show of self-restraint, I might just leave those dogs alone.
I recently went to the zoo and gatecrashed what I'm pretty sure was a hot date,
and when I was there I kept thinking about kidnapping a horse or something and keeping it in my room.
I decided not to, partially because horses don't seem to live in zoos, but that's the kind of man I am, Pucci.
If I went to a shelter, I'd take home literally every animal there.

gold is a very soft metal odin

they are, there are many animals, dogs included, that find themselves without homes
you would do well to take one in
i could go with you to help remind you of your incredible self restraint, if you'd like

who were you bothering at the zoo, exactly?
my apologies i must have mistyped
who were you enriching the lives of at the zoo, exactly?

The gold's just for decoration. The diamond is my bones and the steel is my flesh. The gold is... my blood?
The gold is my plating. My hand-armor. Wait, that's stupid.
The gold is my skin. Nailed it. OH
THE GOLD ARE MY NAILS. BECAUSE WE PAINTED THEM GOLD.
And so it comes full circle.

UGH, I WANT ALL OF THEM. DISREGARD ANY FOOLISH NONSENSE I DRUNKENLY SPOUTED ABOUT SELF RESTRAINT. I HAD BEEN TAKEN BY A MOMENT OF ABSURD LUNACY, AND ONCE AGAIN MY THOUGHTS ARE CLEAR.
It's okay. Maybe I'll take you up on that later, but the bond between Man and Familiar has to be forged in private. Two sets of eyes meeting across a room. An unspoken oath, one of loyalty eternal, born between us the second our souls connect.
I need to meet those dogs in private, so such a relationship can be formed.
Also, I totally don't want you deciding you want one of the animals I want, 'cause they're all mine, so.
Can't risk it.

WOW, WHAT A FUNNY AND WILD TYPO. It's okay, I feel you. A lot of people have made mistakes just like that one when talking to me. I guess the keys are right next to each other on every other communicator except for mine.
I don't think I can tell you, though.
It seems like a breach of trust. Or maybe something illegal.

i honestly thought that was the point of the original statement
i suppose given powers here that could very well be your ability
it clearly isn't but God rewards an open mind and heart

i thought it'd be rather obvious i'm not suited or used to owning pets
did you have a pet as a child?
you do know how to take care of one, yes?

is that so, what a strange coincidence
it is the hand of fate gently shifting it's touch upon us all
oh of course, i would not want you to expose anyone's 'hot dates'
it would be wildly inappropriate, i'm sure

What? No. Pucci, that would be lying. Lying is bad. You know I don't do that.
Honestly.
I just wanted to talk about how my hand is diamond and steel and gold or whatever.
Jeez jeez jeez jeez jeez.

I've never had a pet! I always wanted one.
This is the second time in as many days that I tell someone about this, but me and two of my friends ran something called the Justice Cabal when I was a little boy. We pretended to be these heroic, amazing people who fought crime and had intense battles between us.
Sometimes I pretended a stray dog was my pet wyvern, or that a bird overhead was a crying phoenix, but that's it.

IT WOULD BE SUPER DUPER INAPPROPRIATE.
Everyone keeps feeling awkward and embarrassed when I assume they're dating, or married, or something.
I feel really guilty about it. So I won't do it anymore.
Friendship is important Pucci!!!!!

is a white lie bad? if the truth could hurt or kill, is it still the right path?
when are we sure of the truth? to look at a situation means missing things around corners, hidden in plain sight, so
where's the truth then? who decides?
they say history is decided by the victor, but i don't think truth is so fickle.

well, that's a start
odin if you get a pet please let me know
i have something you might find useful
what will you name a pet? after your justice friends?

interesting, that suggests there's truth in your assumptions.
ah, love is truly a force of the Lord's will and nature, is it not?

Okay, well, you know I love when you say cool philosophical things like that, but I was lying about how I never lie. I lie all the time. I'm lying right now! Well, not right right now, but I guarantee I'll lie at least once in this message. I am PACKING IT down there. Haha.
Um.
Anyway,

I'll let you know when I get a pet! You'll be the first to know.
It's going to be a dog, that's for sure, and you have an entire PALACE at your disposal, so naturally I'll be ushering in a new age of glory by subjecting that kingdom to its new king. Or queen. Or in between! I will be proud of my dog however they choose to express themselves.
I don't know about names yet... I imagine my justice friends would like to be named after animals, but Cynthia would want to be a horse and Gerome would want to be a wyvern.
Well, Gerome would want to look cool and ignore me and Cynthia would probably just play in the mud or laugh and get distracted, but.
Still! No. Maybe after one of my parents? I guess we'll see.
What would you name a dog, should you ever get one?

Love is a super spicy spice that I don't really understand, but gossiping about it is pretty bad.
I never would have pegged you for a gossipy gossiping gossiper.
Pretty cute side of you, Poochy!

that sounds complicated, my young friend.
why do you lie as often as you do, then? is it not a burden?

i'm not certain how much longer i'll be holding this position and palace but i will be glad to see the new member of your family.
just be certain to not overindulge your pet.
you must remember your own needs, for if they are not met you cannot take care of your dog.
i don't know, maybe after music. i suppose you wouldn't know the artists of this world, i'll have to introduce you.
what are your parent's names?

i'll never escape 'poochy,' will i?
i suppose i'm just used to knowing everyone's business. the jail was rather contained.

Oh, I don't lie. I lied about lying. Haha. Comin' atcha from all angles! Am I a liar? Am I not a liar? Who knows! Wow, this mysterious web of misdirection I've spun. Guess you'll never know the true face of me, Odin Dark!!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Why are you quitting? You've got the coolest job ever! Ugh. Want me to try and find you a job working with me? Dinner theatre is fun and interesting, but not nearly as fun and interesting as dinner theatre with friends. And. I'm overindulging my pets so hard. Suck it, Pucci! Haha. I'm gonna give them so much love they're gonna NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT. And!! And!!! I'd like to hear all the music you like. I guess I can't really find much music from home, but I can sing it for you? I'll sing some of my music from home for you. AND. AND!!! MY PARENTS!!!! Are named Lissa and Lon'qu. They were the two bravest people I've ever had the privilege to meet. So, naturally, they deserve to be dogs. I thought you liked the name Poochy. Wait! You were in jail? What'd you do?

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have you heard of the boy who cried wolf?

mostly because i am vastly inexperienced and unprepared for this work.
also i have been training to be and working as priest since I was a child.
it would likely be more appropriate to return to that path.
i will see what i can do about music then, i believe i can find some you'd enjoy.

it's a name.
i worked in a jail, odin, as a chaplain. offering spiritual guidance.
nothing so exciting as a life of crime, i'm afraid.

Nope! He sounds cool. Does he go here? I'd like to meet him. I want a wolf. Oh, that makes sense. I think it's fun to embrace new opportunities and change when you're somewhere new, but if you've had a goal in mind since you were a little boy, it makes sense to stick to it. There's a girl I know back home who I think you would get along with. She's hard to handle sometimes, but she's very confident about who she is. She sticks to her guns. Reminds me of you. Oh! Wow. Ugh, that makes sense. I don't think I could do that. I like listening to people and helping with their problems, but I would probably cry if I had to do it in a jail for too long. There must be a lot of pressure to help so many people who have been through so much. Though - I do have some experience with convincing people we've jailed in our barracks back home to defect and join our army. I guess that's similar? Except, like, slightly more sinister.

look it up on the google, odin. i think you'll find it an interesting story.

what's her name?
what of you, odin? have your dreams for the future changed greatly throughout your life?
i imagine you have always wished to be a hero, and so you are.
you should be proud of this.

i'm not sure it'd be an occupation suited for you, no.
it is a maximum security prison, meaning many people there are jailed for truly heinous crimes against the innocent.
then again, your brand of optimism might help people like that more than you know.

[ odin looks it up on the google. it bristles his tailfeathers. pucci's calling him a liar! ugh, this guy. being so right all the time. he's not gonna address it. ]

Selena! [ severa. ]
She's really cool. Very good with a sword. Not as good as me, but, you know, nobody is. Through some research into various CARTOON ANIMATIONS since coming here, I've discovered her personality is best described with an ancient runeword etched in the mind of all pop culture followers: "tsundere". But, um, more seriously? Yeah. I've wanted to be a hero for a long, long time. I'm kind of happy to hear you say that... I don't think I'm as great of a hero as I'd like to be, but it means a lot to have someone I respect as much as I respect you to validate me. Makes me feel like I have a right to be proud. Man, you think I'm an optimist, too! Ugh. I can't handle you. You're such a sweetheart. Did you, uh... did you handle everything okay? At the prison? I mean, in terms of your mental health, were you okay with people sharing so much darkness with you? It must have been a big weight.

[learn not to lie, idiot.]

oh, the japanese ones? i think they're called 'anime.'
i vaguely remember some from my youth, though very few.
anyway, i have looked up this runeword, and i believe i understand. so she is a kind soul who protects her heart with false anger.
i would be very glad to meet her, should she come here.

thank you, odin.
but i hope you will learn to believe such things without another telling you it is right to do so.
fate, i believe, has dealt you a cruel hand. i do not know if this inclination of mine is right but it is a feeling i have.

do you think you are not? i have found you quite upbeat.
and i am quite well and was quite well, i promise.
do you know, odin, what the greatest flaw of many people is?
i have always believed it to be shame, the unending spiral that comes with tragedy, or hardship, or pain. it is so very easy for people to fall to blaming others, themselves, shaming others and themselves.
i try and see every hardship or struggle as a trial, one that must be overcome. if i fail then i am still alive to try again, try something new, take a step forward no matter how shaky or small.

my apologies, i went on a tangent.
i simply meant to say any trials i faced in a difficult environment were bumps in the road, so to speak. nothing to concern yourself with.

Yup! That's her. Super kind-hearted and super prickly! She's been through a lot. Because of her parents? But, well, so have I. Most of my friends have. Kids had it rough in my homeland. I think maybe that's why you sense something from me? It's kind of hard not to think about them and feel bad sometimes so I guess you've noticed. But then I guess you might also get that sense from me because I talk about darkness and death all the time. I am a picture of a gothic sad boy. Thank you for worrying about me. I'll tell you about my past if you want, 'cause I trust you with this. It's pretty long and stupid though. I don't really think I'm an optimist. I guess I try to be, but I don't think that's who I am. It's just something I want to be, so I try to carry that with me. Shame is definitely my biggest vibe. I don't know if I have it in me to think of the things I've been through or the things I'll go through next as "trials", but, It is very inspirational to me to hear you say that, and I'm glad you've shared it with me. I wish I were more like you, honestly. You're strong and you're kind and you're brave. I love it. And you! Hehe. I can't believe you just apologized to me, Odin Dark, for talking too much. Have you even met me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, okay. If you say you're okay, then I'll trust you, but. If you're not! Then! Talk to me!! About it!!! Trust me like I trust you!!!!!

yes, that would explain it.
our parents and family help form us in a way that cannot be denied. i am deeply sorry your experiences were troubled ones.
your parents, from my understanding, were quite extraordinary, if they are now immortalized as your dogs.
i would like to hear it, odin, but let us do so in person. text is not the place for such discussion.

your actions speak louder than your inclinations.
perhaps to you what you say in do holds no true optimism, but i would ask those around you what they think.
it may be an exercise that helps you understand the strength of your attempts, and what they mean to others.

you did ruin my lipstick application.
but the Lord forgives.

and i will, odin.
i admit it has been a very long time since i've confided in anyone other than the Lord.
i ask for your patience.
(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚

Yeah, they're the best! It turns out I'm a liar and a coward and I don't want to talk about them anymore though. Sorry. Your dad is God or whatever, right? That's how your religion works, I think? That's cool. I hope I can have a bunch of kids if I ever become a God. Man, no. I mean, thanks, that sounds like a good idea for a braver guy than I, but I'm really bad at being optimistic and I don't want to just ask people if I'm optimistic and have them either validate that I'm not or else make me feel like they're lying when they say that I am. Which I know is unfair, because I should believe my friends to be honest with me, but I don't think that's really how this kind of thing works. I guess. I'm better at helping other people with their problems than dealing with my own. ♡´≽◟◞⊱◟▂◔‿｀)థ

it is not cowardly, and yes, we can drop the subject.
i suppose that's a way to look at it. God is more complicated than simply being a father.
also most consider it blasphemous to say you will become a God.

[says the guy fucking a guy who says that]

we all have our weaknesses. to delve into the roots of our pain and problems is a daunting task for any.
i hope as time goes on you will become more comfortable with it, and hearing the truth from your friends.

also what on earth is that face?

Right. Blasphemy. Haha. Ugh, sometimes I forget that people are all in love with their gods and I shouldn't make light of it. I had that problem back home, too. Most of my religious exposure was to assholes in cults, so... Anyway! It is a really cool and sexy face of a cool and sexy man (me, Odin Dark). I can't believe I even need to explain that to you. That expression is mine, Odin Dark's, and it represents a great, emotional upheaval. One based in sardonic uncertainty and thumbs upperiness. H o n e s t l y.

that would put one off religion, i assume.
i've found 'assholes in cults' to be largely unpleasant myself.

oh i see.
(´◑ω◐`)
i think this one is sick.

Pucci, that is a cute face, but. Don't say asshole. You are a married man. Married to god. What would he say if he knew you spoke such filth? Honestly. Once again you've disappointed me.

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