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texf

[knaval]

HUMANS SAY: there is a skeleton inside you
THE TRUTH: you are inside your skeleton. you are a brain

txeft

[shadowglitter]

What a flight of fancy!
Science also says the world isn't flat but I've yet to see any hard evidence disproving such a theory.
No, I'm pretty sure there's a skeleton inside me.

Re: txeft

[knaval]

no you're insie the skeleton
also no planet is flat youll understand when your in space

Re: txeft

[shadowglitter]

No, I think a skeleton is inside me, the world is flat and that the government is lizard people oppressing us through their lizardy regime.

[ he's just screwin around, this guy ]

Do alien skeletons work like that?
Where's your skeleton? Do you have one?
Where's your brain?
What's your spark thing you mentioned last time?

Re: txeft

[knaval]

your not serious i can tell because thats the kind of thing id say

i have one but not in a conventional sense i guses its hard to explain
uh
no offence but id rather not talk about how i work on a government device
earth government has a habit of trying to murder us

Re: txeft

[shadowglitter]

Oh, what? Whaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Why would they do that? What the hell, Earth Human Earh Government! Get your shit in gear!
HEY.
HEY, EARTH GOVERNMENT? ARE YOU READING THIS?
HOLY HECK, I'M GONNA MURDER YOU UP SO GOOD. I'M GONNA GET YOU GUYS DEAD!
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THREAT!!!!!!!

Re: txeft

[knaval]

brave human hero saves alien from government?
that sounds like a franchise

Re: txeft

[shadowglitter]

No. No, it doesn't.
(oh man, it totally does.)
It sounds like a legitimate problem that I have to take care of.
I'm not letting anyone hurt you, Riptide. I'm your Amica Endura.

Re: txeft

[knaval]

[no-one has ever said that to him and it makes him have a weird feeling in his chest.]

and im your giant cybertronian pal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: txeft

[shadowglitter]

[ thank god for odin taking this title (that he only sort of understands) (that was offered to him probably half-heartedly or at least very ironically) seriously. ]

Hell yeah, you are, mothertruckerwhoisaboatsoitismorelikemotherboater.
I'll keep you safe. I like you too much to let any oppressive tyrannical force take you away from me.
That's what best friends are for! Systematically overthrowing the bourgeoisie and their despot totalitarian overlords. Ha ha ha ha ha

(But seriously I'm sorry about humans. Just, like, in general.)
(I know I've said it before but we are the worst.)

Re: txeft

[knaval]

id rather just hang