[ Forewarning: There are so many star wipes in this video. So. Many. Pictures and selfies of Kyle blend together in a quick slideshow before he begins talking. ]
Uh, hi! I'm Kyle Conlen! I'm, uh, a s'mores tester for a marshmallow factory with a secret identity—Not at the factory! Like, I'm also a hero with a secret identity.
What else? I like video games! I like dogs. I like... reading comic books about super heroes and, uhh, I can turn into a demon and create fire? [ So, Kyle does just that. He turns off his power dampener, and suddenly he's got horns, fangs, and eyes as bright as white-hot coals. ]
[ Aaaaand STAR SWIPE!! Kyle is back to normal. ]
I want to be on ImPort My Heart to support my buddy Odin. He's a good guy and needs to find love. Even on... a reality TV show? Yeah.
[ Sssstar swipe! ]
I guess it depends on the definition of love? I love my friends. I love my family back home, and my team. But I know what it's like to lose it, too.
Though if you mean, like, in-love kind of stuff. Yeah, I do. It's pretty nice?
[ SW! ]
A weapon... Do I have to be a weapon? Um, maybe a bo staff? Like, with the ends on fire. Ha! Something like that! I don't like to hurt anyone, just... you know... if there's a criminal I want to neutralize them. That's all. Oh! And knowing my luck, I'd be seriously cursed. Like—Oh, maybe like a Sleeping Beauty sort of thing. And hopefully there'd be a dragon, too.
[ OH SHIT! Two star swipes! ]
Ohh crap, uhhh, I'd assemble with my team and help where I need. I'm the team player sort of guy? Fire powers don't usually fix problems, so maybe I'd be support. Unless the evil was weak to fire. And then oh shit! Look out! 'Cause I'll be doing all I can to take him down! Or her! Whomever.
[ St—? That's right, star swipe! ]
Ha, that's easy! You're wonderful to be around because you have so much energy. And you're always so thoughtful when it comes to your friends. Even if it's... sometimes a little misguided. But you've got a good heart in there!
Anyway, I hope you do well with your new show, Odin! Thanks!
KYLE CONLEN
Uh, hi! I'm Kyle Conlen! I'm, uh, a s'mores tester for a marshmallow factory with a secret identity—Not at the factory! Like, I'm also a hero with a secret identity.
What else? I like video games! I like dogs. I like... reading comic books about super heroes and, uhh, I can turn into a demon and create fire? [ So, Kyle does just that. He turns off his power dampener, and suddenly he's got horns, fangs, and eyes as bright as white-hot coals. ]
[ Aaaaand STAR SWIPE!! Kyle is back to normal. ]
I want to be on ImPort My Heart to support my buddy Odin. He's a good guy and needs to find love. Even on... a reality TV show? Yeah.
[ Sssstar swipe! ]
I guess it depends on the definition of love? I love my friends. I love my family back home, and my team. But I know what it's like to lose it, too.
Though if you mean, like, in-love kind of stuff. Yeah, I do. It's pretty nice?
[ SW! ]
A weapon... Do I have to be a weapon? Um, maybe a bo staff? Like, with the ends on fire. Ha! Something like that! I don't like to hurt anyone, just... you know... if there's a criminal I want to neutralize them. That's all. Oh! And knowing my luck, I'd be seriously cursed. Like—Oh, maybe like a Sleeping Beauty sort of thing. And hopefully there'd be a dragon, too.
[ OH SHIT! Two star swipes! ]
Ohh crap, uhhh, I'd assemble with my team and help where I need. I'm the team player sort of guy? Fire powers don't usually fix problems, so maybe I'd be support. Unless the evil was weak to fire. And then oh shit! Look out! 'Cause I'll be doing all I can to take him down! Or her! Whomever.
[ St—? That's right, star swipe! ]
Ha, that's easy! You're wonderful to be around because you have so much energy. And you're always so thoughtful when it comes to your friends. Even if it's... sometimes a little misguided. But you've got a good heart in there!
Anyway, I hope you do well with your new show, Odin! Thanks!