Odin (Owain) | Fire Emblem (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
shadowglitter) wrote2018-01-11 12:59 am
shadowglitter) wrote2018-01-11 12:59 am
Import My Heart! - AUDITION SUBMISSIONS
[ So, you wanna be on TV? This is where it starts. A pre-recorded message of Odin plays, him just waving excitedly in his bedroom, dressed relatively casually other than the cape and the crown he's adorned himself with. ]
Hey! So, you wanna be in love. That's cool. I get it. Me too! That's what we're all here for, right? Well, maybe not. Maybe you're here for money and attention. That's fine. I'm here for love, at least. True love. Eternal forever soulmate Level 999 Hyperblast Megabeam Ultra Maximum Dinosaur Death Gorenado Mk. III-Style True Love. Hopefully with you? Hopefully with you.
If you wanna be on my show, submit your audition tapes here. This is where your videos go! Tell me a bit about yourself. Try and make yourself sound cooler than you are, and maybe do something sweet like punch a car or do a flip. Or not. I don't care. Do it, though. PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE.
And then - answer my questions! As many or as few as you want. I don't care. Live your life.
One: Why do you want to be on Import My Heart?
Two: How much experience have you had with love?
Three: If you were a weapon, what weapon would you be, and what level of enchanted and/or cursed?
Four: Oh no! A horrible evil is threatening to eviscerate your world. What role do you play in this story?
Five: Say something nice about me, please. Wait, that's not a question, hold on. What's something nice that you could say about me? Haha, nailed it.
That's it. Hit me up. Go. Wait! Final note. Um.
Signing on means you're okay with physical violence and swords and potentially death. Heads up! Haha. OKAY, GO.
KYLE CONLEN
Uh, hi! I'm Kyle Conlen! I'm, uh, a s'mores tester for a marshmallow factory with a secret identity—Not at the factory! Like, I'm also a hero with a secret identity.
What else? I like video games! I like dogs. I like... reading comic books about super heroes and, uhh, I can turn into a demon and create fire? [ So, Kyle does just that. He turns off his power dampener, and suddenly he's got horns, fangs, and eyes as bright as white-hot coals. ]
[ Aaaaand STAR SWIPE!! Kyle is back to normal. ]
I want to be on ImPort My Heart to support my buddy Odin. He's a good guy and needs to find love. Even on... a reality TV show? Yeah.
[ Sssstar swipe! ]
I guess it depends on the definition of love? I love my friends. I love my family back home, and my team. But I know what it's like to lose it, too.
Though if you mean, like, in-love kind of stuff. Yeah, I do. It's pretty nice?
[ SW! ]
A weapon... Do I have to be a weapon? Um, maybe a bo staff? Like, with the ends on fire. Ha! Something like that! I don't like to hurt anyone, just... you know... if there's a criminal I want to neutralize them. That's all. Oh! And knowing my luck, I'd be seriously cursed. Like—Oh, maybe like a Sleeping Beauty sort of thing. And hopefully there'd be a dragon, too.
[ OH SHIT! Two star swipes! ]
Ohh crap, uhhh, I'd assemble with my team and help where I need. I'm the team player sort of guy? Fire powers don't usually fix problems, so maybe I'd be support. Unless the evil was weak to fire. And then oh shit! Look out! 'Cause I'll be doing all I can to take him down! Or her! Whomever.
[ St—? That's right, star swipe! ]
Ha, that's easy! You're wonderful to be around because you have so much energy. And you're always so thoughtful when it comes to your friends. Even if it's... sometimes a little misguided. But you've got a good heart in there!
Anyway, I hope you do well with your new show, Odin! Thanks!