Import My Heart! - AUDITION SUBMISSIONS

[shadowglitter]

[ So, you wanna be on TV? This is where it starts. A pre-recorded message of Odin plays, him just waving excitedly in his bedroom, dressed relatively casually other than the cape and the crown he's adorned himself with. ]

Hey! So, you wanna be in love. That's cool. I get it. Me too! That's what we're all here for, right? Well, maybe not. Maybe you're here for money and attention. That's fine. I'm here for love, at least. True love. Eternal forever soulmate Level 999 Hyperblast Megabeam Ultra Maximum Dinosaur Death Gorenado Mk. III-Style True Love. Hopefully with you? Hopefully with you.

If you wanna be on my show, submit your audition tapes here. This is where your videos go! Tell me a bit about yourself. Try and make yourself sound cooler than you are, and maybe do something sweet like punch a car or do a flip. Or not. I don't care. Do it, though. PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE.

And then - answer my questions! As many or as few as you want. I don't care. Live your life.

One: Why do you want to be on Import My Heart?
Two: How much experience have you had with love?
Three: If you were a weapon, what weapon would you be, and what level of enchanted and/or cursed?
Four: Oh no! A horrible evil is threatening to eviscerate your world. What role do you play in this story?
Five: Say something nice about me, please. Wait, that's not a question, hold on. What's something nice that you could say about me? Haha, nailed it.

That's it. Hit me up. Go. Wait! Final note. Um.

Signing on means you're okay with physical violence and swords and potentially death. Heads up! Haha. OKAY, GO.

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[Video]

[drivesadesk]

[Jonathan's video starts out with a sexy montage. Shots like him on the beach, running his hand through his hair, and posing sexily on a park bench take up about a half minute of the video before the video shows him sitting in a chair, and he begins to answer questions.]

Why do I want to be on this show? Uh...because Odin is sexy and awesome. That's pretty obvious, so I'll move onto the next question.

I don't have any experience with love. I felt something that might have been love, once? But I really don't know, and I don't even know if it was the same kind of love we're talking about, and he's dead now, anyway.

[Jonathan pauses, looking depressed for a moment, before he forces a grin onto his face.]

Wow, that was a downer, wasn't it? Sorry about that. This should be upbeat, fun, and...you know...

[He gestures with his hands as he tries to think of the word.]

Okay, yeah, don't know what else. But anyway, I don't have a lot of weapon knowledge, but I guess if I was a weapon...I don't know, do acid grenades exist? Because that's what I'd be. Innocuous on the outside, but a burning acid explosion on the inside.

If an evil was threatening my world, I'd be a reformed villain. Or an antihero. Someone who starts out doing terrible, bad things, but ends up doing the right thing in the end.

And the last question is super easy, because Odin's a really good friend, and he's really kind and considerate, and he cares more about others than he does about himself.

[He starts to get up, then sits back down when he remembers something.]

Oh, right! You wanted me to do something cool! Um...I can rip off my face?

[Odin said that was cool, right? So Jonathan reaches up, ripping off the face of his skin suit, revealing his real, lizardy face underneath. Then he gets up and turns off the camera.]