Import My Heart! - AUDITION SUBMISSIONS

[shadowglitter]

[ So, you wanna be on TV? This is where it starts. A pre-recorded message of Odin plays, him just waving excitedly in his bedroom, dressed relatively casually other than the cape and the crown he's adorned himself with. ]

Hey! So, you wanna be in love. That's cool. I get it. Me too! That's what we're all here for, right? Well, maybe not. Maybe you're here for money and attention. That's fine. I'm here for love, at least. True love. Eternal forever soulmate Level 999 Hyperblast Megabeam Ultra Maximum Dinosaur Death Gorenado Mk. III-Style True Love. Hopefully with you? Hopefully with you.

If you wanna be on my show, submit your audition tapes here. This is where your videos go! Tell me a bit about yourself. Try and make yourself sound cooler than you are, and maybe do something sweet like punch a car or do a flip. Or not. I don't care. Do it, though. PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE.

And then - answer my questions! As many or as few as you want. I don't care. Live your life.

One: Why do you want to be on Import My Heart?
Two: How much experience have you had with love?
Three: If you were a weapon, what weapon would you be, and what level of enchanted and/or cursed?
Four: Oh no! A horrible evil is threatening to eviscerate your world. What role do you play in this story?
Five: Say something nice about me, please. Wait, that's not a question, hold on. What's something nice that you could say about me? Haha, nailed it.

That's it. Hit me up. Go. Wait! Final note. Um.

Signing on means you're okay with physical violence and swords and potentially death. Heads up! Haha. OKAY, GO.

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[onlydoubts]

[ Bodhi looks like he's definitely not used to being on camera. Because, well. Spoilers, he's not. But he smiles and gives the camera a wave. ]

Hi. Bodhi Rook. We met during the whole... haunted house thing. You know the thing with the - [ he clears his throat, right. ]

Okay so. Why do I want to be on the show? Other than you saying I should audition. [ that's the honest truth, but not all of it. ] Well, it sounds like it'd be a way to meet new people, with a common goal. Should be fun, yeah?

How much experience have I had with love? [ He frowns, and looks at the ground - trying to recall. ] I was in love with one of my fellow classmates at the Academy, but they didn't really ... know I existed, and I don't really think that counts as an experience as it ... never really went anywhere. So, not much. [ And he looks up, and adds quickly: ]

But there are people that I love. Just not romantically. I think that counts.

Three. I dunno. I'd want to be a lightsaber, which is a sword that's made of basically pure energy but in reality I think I'd be more of a blaster. They're fairly standard, fire lasers - some are more powerful than others.

Four. Well, I'd do all I can in my power to stop it. I uhm, I did it before. To stop a powerful super weapon made by people I used to work for.

Something nice? You are a lot nicer than you think you are. Under all of the ... flashiness.

[ Okay. That's it? Yeah, okay. Bodhi gives the camera another wave before standing and moving to turn the camera off. ]

Right. Bye.