Oh, shit. I would regret that. [ he sounds very serious and grave. that would indeed be terrible. ]
But-- haha, nope! It was the Woods of the Forlorn one. [ he puffs out his chest, all proud. ] Even though I'm a prince, I'm actually also the servant to this one dude back home? And he used to kind of hate me, so he would make up quests that would send me far away and maaaaybe get me killed. One of them was like, "go exterminate the Spirits of the Woods of the Forlorn!", and when I went to the edge of the country like he commanded, it was just, like, an empty forest. So I spent the day running around pretending to fight invisible monsters and I had a really fun albeit super pointless time. My crossdressing skills are impeccable.
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But-- haha, nope! It was the Woods of the Forlorn one. [ he puffs out his chest, all proud. ] Even though I'm a prince, I'm actually also the servant to this one dude back home? And he used to kind of hate me, so he would make up quests that would send me far away and maaaaybe get me killed. One of them was like, "go exterminate the Spirits of the Woods of the Forlorn!", and when I went to the edge of the country like he commanded, it was just, like, an empty forest. So I spent the day running around pretending to fight invisible monsters and I had a really fun albeit super pointless time. My crossdressing skills are impeccable.
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