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[quickfingers]

would you rather i not compliment you on being as hung as a horse or what?

blindfold... yeah, i'd be in to try it. you or me first?

[shadowglitter]

Oh yeah!!!! No, yeah, you're right. I liked that part. That's a good part. Good job. I prefer it being called some kind of weapon, but. It's fine.

But, um. Hm.
Hm.

Hm.

B... both?
Wait, that'd end in a concussion.

[quickfingers]

... i'd still do it
that'd be like
a challenge

[shadowglitter]

I... would... too.

We have to do it the hot way first, though.

[quickfingers]

okay. also agreed.

should we just flip a coin when we're gonna go at it, then?

[shadowglitter]

Okay, but like. We'll have to think of something cool and ceremonial to say before we flip it.
"Heads we X, tails we Y" is such a disrespectful format for something like this. We need, like... chanting. Blood sacrifices. Something ritualistic.

[quickfingers]

ok the next time my hand's down your pants and we're about to get kinky
i'm gonna stop and ask you to chant something ritualistic
before we toss a coin to decide who gets blind folded.
ok? ok.