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you know how sometimes i can't sleep and i tell you it's because i'm a mutant
i'm lying, it's because i'm actually gonna have bad dreams about the mold too

why are our lives... so difficult and sad

Wanna come shopping with me for real food for Rooty?
We could do that gross couple thing where we both push the cart together while talking about all our happy domestic bliss or whatever.
Or you could ride in the basket-y part and I could push you.
Or I could stand on the end and you could push me while I pretended I was a knight and the cart was my steed?

you wanna actually do the cart thing
i'll do it
i'll make it go really fast too

make it
go fast enough
that i break
my bones

ur gonna look sexy in that full body cast

I guess you could say that I'll...

[ heh. heheh ]

Full body cast...

A spell.

On you.

With my body.

Sexually.

I'll cast a sexy, full body spell on you, sexually, and I'll be sexy while I do it.

you cast spells on me sexually with your sexy body every day
be original for once, you plebe

Originality is and always has been my first wife. You stand in her shadow.
How dare you accuse me of lacking flair; of lacking uniqueness.
My dick is a magic wand. You're supposed to be enchanted no matter how many times I bless you with its charms.

dont tell me what to do
or how i'm supposed to feel

but i like it when you praise me

sigh

you am aze me with your magica l dick
odin dark
fantasy maker
magician
crafter of dreams

Your love is like a shock to my battery. Your love of dick the electrons born in my anode because of chemical reactions or whatever.
I don't know how batteries work.
We didn't have them back home.
But.
You're.
That.
To my dick. And heart.

I love YOUR DICK!! TOO!!
I LOVE HOW FAST YOUR DICK IS!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK SPE ED Y MAn

aw ilu and ur dick too.

wait u mean that in a good speedy way right
not a bad speedy way

The nature of love's swift wind is impossible ascertain, let alone categorize.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

so?

The heart... is a many spl... splendored th

Listen.

You have the dick of an ancient titan. A mythical, giant beast. The strength and power of a many-headed hydra, but in, like, one head. One snake head. One snake. With the power of many.
One dick. You have one dick with the power of a thousand dicks.
I know that dick. I know your dick? I know it so well.
Its size, its heft, its weight. The feel of it, both in and out of me, and then in again, and then also out again.
A warrior and his sword form a bond in battle that cannot be broken. A weapon becomes an extension of his arm, of his body. It's a phantom limb.
Your dick is my warrior's sword.

I am not so garbage as to treat this sanctified, noble armament with the sort of bullshit plebian humor some dude who doesn't know you would.
"hey peter you go fast do you come fast haha" I'm not that kind of man. I'm not that kind of hero.
I honour your dick.
I honour you.
Everything you do is perfect.

["Its size, its heft, its weight. The feel of it, both in and out of me, and then in again, and then also out again." literally gives him an erection.]

wanna smash?

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