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[shadowglitter]

[ and odin panic-kicks peter, finally. just smacks him in the face with the back of his foot. groans and caterpillars his way up to lay on top of him, head on peter's chest. he's emotional and he doesn't know what to do with that energy so he just idly sets his teeth against peters collarbone and makes a loud, humming noise of complaint. one that transforms into a very angry hhhhhhhhgggggggaaaaaaaaaaah as he puts his phone behind peter's shoulder and types over the top of it. ]

Don't

Bone

1/2

[fehus]

[Magnus bursts out laughing. after all that -- after the somersaults his feelings have been doing in his chest, it's weirdly the perfect advice to end on (some comic relief after the buzzing out of his skin he's been doing, since basically the moment Ronan left his house this morning)]

ok

2/3 I lied

[fehus]

not @ the "don't bone" or 21 belt rule

[he's not commenting further on that. please,, he can't even think about it in the light of day or within a square mile of another human (or non-human) being. he had to stop them at hickies, last night/this morning, when he thought he might start literally evaporating up into the sun]

ok at your advice. you're right about all of it. it's going to be special b/c we'll be together. and you were right to ask about pressure. i'm the one doing all the peer pressure bullshit to myself.

[fehus]

after my mom died, i didn't think i'd have someone to talk to about stuff like this. like, who could help me when it was hard or i didn't know what i was doing or felt like i was too broken.

thank you for saying stuff my mom would have wanted somebody to say to me. and for getting me to take a stupid breath.

[shadowglitter]

[ odin's - moved. he's still on top of peter, kind of dropping his weight against him and settling in whether he wants an Odin Blanket or not. for a moment he doesn't know what to say? he'd always seen his mom and dad in magnus so it's kind of nice to feel like maybe he's the one stepping up and doing good. he knows peter helped magnus during the wolf attack and with a shared urge to look out for someone new in their lives it feels more and more like he's settling into his sort-of-but-not-really married life with peter by being a reliable adult. he hopes he can keep it up. ]

It's okay. I love you. We both love you.
I know this doesn't really need to be said, but you should feel comfortable coming to us about anything you need. We've both been through a lot. Seen a lot.
Peter's the most reliable and admirable man I've ever met and I think I'm pretty OK at advice sometimes? So. You can't get much better than that.

The bottom line of all of my advice is just that I want you to remember it's okay to be happy. You're not a burden.
To anyone. Least of all your boyfriend.

[quickfingers]

Y- You're crushing me.

[shadowglitter]

[ finger to lips ]

Shhhhhh.

[quickfingers]

[Wheezing:] It hurts.

... Your b-body made of muscle is too much for my fragile form to bear.

[shadowglitter]

no fucking though

[ rolls harder over peter, elbows in ribs and knees in sides. ]

Back me up on that.

[quickfingers]

No fucking unless you feel emotionally and physically capable.







and idgaf if ur a god blah blah dead blah blah and doing a dude
use condoms

rule #1 in sammy sperm's guide to sexual education

[fehus]

[he's laughing again, his head in his hands. his face and chest feel hot, like there's August summer bursting out of his skin]

oh no all i wanted was to get teen pregnant? foiled again

[quickfingers]

considering you are SON OF BONER GOD(??) i'm legally required to tell you to wrap your willy at EVERY opportunity

[fehus]

i shouldn't have told you. i shouldn't have told you guys he's a fertility god. i should have kept it to pool parties and sun tans. this is my own fault.

[quickfingers]

i love u bro

[fehus]

odin said it nicer.

[quickfingers]

r u saying u dont feel my love for u is as genuinely well spoken as odin dark's?

[fehus]

that is exactly what i said? he also used full words.

[quickfingers]

u NO I Hav TR uBL W/ ExPRSNN FEELnS!!!

[fehus]

we can't both be like that or it's memes and bullshit all the way down.

[quickfingers]

Fine.

Magnus Chase, son of Boner Gods and a Cool Woman, you are a true brother. I love you more than any other brother I have, mostly because I have no others and can no longer say Odin is "like a brother to me" for obvious reasons. I wish you the best and I will kick anyone's ass who breaks your heart, but I will also be here to hear you talk mad feelings about this new and exciting roadtrip into a relationship (??? that's where it is right) as YO HOMIE. wHASSUP.

[fehus]

oh no i was joking

[it's all kind of stupidly touching, but somehow, he's most touched by being hailed as the son of a Cool Woman. in Valhalla, when pressed, he always introduces himself as Son of Natalie. Frey is divine, and an ongoing source of his power and ability to protect, but Natalie was honestly so much more to him]

i'm embarrassed now homie

[quickfingers]

first you want words, now you don't
make up your mind

homie. ♥

[fehus]

homie ♥