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yes like is this all it takes to be famous? we were scammed on bb3k all we had to do was like this to be rich and famous

Same amount of property destruction involved, though.
Did I ever tell you I threw my first comm into space? It's still floating out there.
Somewhere.
Alone.

This could be my next venture? Natives aren't as interested in hiring imports for TV appearances with all the crazy and wild and fun and wild and crazy murders going on.
I could make life hacks.
My gimmick could be literally hacking away at everything I film with swords?

hahahahahah i hope some aliens find it much bigger chance than people think it is which direction? i wanna throw my comm too!!! i wonder if i could get it into space from earth.... that sounds fun can i help with my gun or have u made that house sized sword for me yet???

L... left.

IF LITERALLY ANYONE CAN THROW A PHONE INTO SPACE FROM EARTH IT WOULD BE YOU?!?!?! RIPTIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could
Could you throw a person? Into space? From earth? You seem strong enough. Right? It sounds doable.

I think I might have made you a sword but I don't remember where I left it?
It's probably in Nonah. Under a bridge. I used to live there.
We could go on a quest to find it? Maybe a warlock stole it. A warlock other than me, I mean.

record me doing it we could put a tracker on it and probably break like 20 world records also: no im not throwing you into space in advance even if u put a suit on id do that i mean i could just scan for it but thats no fun would past you have possibly left scavenger hunt tips or am i hoping for too much oh 1 other thing: i learned how 2 seal ppl inside me to go underwater for a short time air still runs out but it lasts abt 10 mins more if u bring air tank wanna do that some time? sry ive been busy with annoying stuff i missed ur bday and all :( i have a present for u actually im gonna bring it

Why?! My body aches with a need to kiss stardust! My wings struggle to break through my worthless human skin and stretch wide enough to plunge the horizon into darkness!
Give me one good reason why you won't throw me into space.
Don't say "because you'll die" because you've never thrown a person into space so you can't say that. You can't assume.

I could make up some scavenger hints? We won't know if they're right or even relevant until we follow them, but.
We'll find something at the end.

I DO KIND OF WANT TO GO ON AN UNDERWATER ADVENTURE WITH YOU? THAT'D BE THE BEST!!!!!!
And it's OK. Don't even worry about it.
We'll play lasertag and I'll paint you with glow in the dark stuff another time.
Whaaaaaaaaat'd you get me?

not 2 b a bummer but i have definitely thrown ppl into space before and yes they died i have SCIENCE on my side that sounds like a fun day tbh where do u even live now? is it still that cocktower? clocktower* ill bring it over no spoilers

Oh. Well.
That's not being a bummer, that's just.
Sharing pertinent information during the hypothetical discussion of a scientific experiment. You're being a smart smart science boy.
So. Okay.
Space throwing cancelled.

The clocktower, yeah. I do spend most of my time in the cocktower, though. That's Peter's apartment.
Do you get it? I know how much you love human sex things, so you probably get it, but I'll explain if you don't.

good okay im crushing your present and blocking you bye odin

Friends don't block friends???????????????????????????????????????

This is a terrible present.

NOT AS TERRIBLE AS U TELLIN ME ABOUT UR GROSS SEX im going to the clocktower im going nowhere near that den of GROSS

I mean, OK, but we've definitely boned there, too.

But then I guess there used to be this guy who could make lightning happen and he blew up part of the roof.
So I guess it's been purified?
I shouldn't be talking about dick when you're giving me free things.
I'Ll MeET YoU tHeRE

odin i need u 2 kno i support this union. i relly do but if u keep tellin me about that i will actually throw you into space im not goin there im gonna wait 100 yards away from it ull see me

See, but I want to be thrown into space. That isn't a worthwhile threat for me.
Meat parts! Haha. Hahaha.

Okay, ugh, hold on, I'm coming.
I say "I'm coming", but I'm literally just inside the tower literally right now as we literally speak to each other. Battling the constant and crushing urge to maybe just stay in bed for another five minutes?
The only thing getting me out of the warm, safe coccoon woven around me through the kiss of sheets and dogs is the fact that I'm getting free stuff.

And that I like you and love seeing you or whatever.

and also i can and will punch through your wall for fun cant relate my race sleeps on metal slabs

[he'll be standing there, across the street, hands cupped around something. watching some birds instead of the clocktower.]

Come up in human form some time so you can experience the stifling embrace of a fuzzy blanket.
I'll tuck you in and read you a story and you'll be so happy that you'll literally die.

[ riptide's too far away to hear the thud as odin rolls out of bed and crawls to the window, tripping over himself along the way. he heads out onto the balcony of the clocktower and rubs at his eyes, staring out at the street. it really is kind of hard to miss riptide when he's around. big ol' boy. odin cups his hands around his mouth and calls out. ]

Free stuff!

[there is no answer to that, but riptide carefully shifts his hand when odin appears, waving one train sized arm at him.]

Free stuff! [he repeats happily.] Come get it! Jump, I'll catch you!

[...]

Wait, no I won't! Don't jump!

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