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If we curated where we fucked entirely around whether or not you go there, Fauxhalla would be a much more boring place.

[ lies he's lying they've never boned in fauxhalla ]

UUGHH STOP

Jus' sayin'.

Get new couches.

my cousin sits on those yooU better noto have

Does your cousin

Sit on your bed?

newsflash if you did terrible things in my bed: i did terrible things there first so that makes YOU the tainted one

Hahaha. That's pr

[ ... ]

What? Wait.

What?
You mean, like. The hickeys, right? That you showed me? That? Was that in your bed?
Is that it? Is that the?
Terrible? Or.
Have.

More? Magnus. Did you?

wwait

no? NO no boyfriends

stuff

i meant by myselfl! we juts started dating

Oh, okay.

[ ... ]

OH, OKAY. YOU MEANT MASTURBATION.
YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT MASTURBATION.
YOU, MAGNUS CHASE, ARE TALKING TO ME, ODIN DARK, YOUR FALSE BROTHER, ABOUT MASTURBATION.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION.
MAGNUS "MASTURBATION" CHASE, THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL YOU.
MY NAME'S MAGNUS! I TELL MY FAKE BROTHER ABOUT HOW I JERK OFF. THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF MAN I AM. MAGNUS CHASE, JERK OFF EXTRAORDINAIRE
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JERKING IT" - MAGNUS CHASE, AUGUST 2018
"MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO IN BED? WHY, THEY DON'T CALL MY SWORD JACK FOR NOTHING" - MAGNUS CHASE, AUGUST 2018
"HM? DID YOU CALL ME? SORRY, I WASN'T LISTENING. I WAS BUSY... BEATING THAT MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - MAGNUS CHASE, AUGUST 2018

That's not enough to distract me.

[,.,., ,.,. . , ,,., ]

Do

Ah

Do they sell piglets in New York? Can you... can that
Be my souvenir?

the closest to piglets they have is bacon cheeseburgers.

Do not talk to me about bacon cheeseburgers after showing me a happy little piglet.

that's what you get. you wanna talk about hogs? we'll talk about hogs.

Oh, right.

I guess I did go on a pretty long tangent about your dick for a second there.

we don't need to revisit the moment.

You did kind of start it?

you started it by saying you had sex in my bed!

Yeah, but I was talking about my dick, not yours. You're the one who made it, like, super weird!
Literally all I did was fuck in your bed like 9 times.

oomfg NO YOU DIDN'T

Like 10 times.

Not even just with Peter.
Magnus.
Peter and I have a very extensive set of partners.

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