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[shadowglitter]

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[shadowglitter]

How could I forget? Her supple curves. Her gentle eagerness. The way she quivers in the cold yet still stands so proud.
Have I ever named her? That glorious weapon.
I need to name her.
Give me permission to name her.

[quickfingers]

I feel like we had this conversation in the past and I said you couldn't
but I guess
I guess now you can.





so long as you don't do the "short-sword" thing again

[shadowglitter]

Debra.

[quickfingers]

[divorcepapers.doc]

[shadowglitter]

Hm.

Okay, okay. I need you to help me narrow this down.
Should we give her a normal human person name, like royalty? The name of a beast - like a dragon of olde, or a bear of legend? Or should we bestow upon it a title, like so many legendary weapons that came before it? Her, I mean. Before her.

[quickfingers]

you name yourself glitterstallion
and
and you turn to me
and you say
DEBRA?


you can't name it anymore
i take itb ack
also dont gender my dick
asshole

[shadowglitter]

Okay okay okay okay, okay. Calm down. Let's recalibrate. I'm not missing out on this opportunity.
Your dick ascends gender confinement and knows more than the base touch of a filthy name like Debra< It is, after all, nobility.
The blade which sheathes itself so willingly betwixt this prince's [insert euphemism for your preferred orifice of choice].
Hmm.

First, lets discuss its properties. Do you find your dick to be more... sturdy? A blade of strongest girth, which requires two hands to operate? Or do you find your dick to be slender and sleek, like the tail of a phoenix?
Please keep in mind that however you choose to describe your dick need not be the truth. It is merely how we will present it to the world at large.

[quickfingers]

now im curious what you would describe my dick to be



this isn't a test.
do not be afraid.
i won't hold this against you
in any sense.


continue.

[shadowglitter]

Like.

Super, duper attractive.

[quickfingers]

howwww attractive

[shadowglitter]

I would... heh.
I would-- heheheh.

I would... award it... the...

QuickSILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! medal. In attractiveness. Quicksilver. Silver. Silver medal. Quick. Quicksilver.

do you get it

[quickfingers]

a speed joke
really