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There's no aspect of this that isn't a win/win for me. I get to play dress-up, talk about how big my teeth are and hear you wax poetic about the viridian pigment of my hard and unyielding scales.
This is one of those times where you need to commit to the joke or I'm going to be heartbroken and disappointed.

joke?

J...

[ ,.,.,, ]

Should - okay.

Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Write me a list. A big, long list. Fill it to the brim with all of the things you want me to do for you, as your new T-Rex lover.
Remember Monday Sex Facts? I want a list that long, but all about your t-rex fantasies.

alright.

My sweet, sweet jurassic babe. I wanna make love to you one night, out by the trees and wild foliage that so resemble your once ancient, meteor nuked life. You, with your little hands curled to sweet, trembling claws by your pecs; defined by strong muscle and the perchance of feathers. meaty, your weighty thighs can crush watermelons but mostly stomp around on giant, sexy toed feet. three toes. mmmmmhmmmm

I can't wait to touch that glistening bird like face, before evolution matures it to something else. that glisten ing m aw

heh it'd be like a t-wrek me

get it
get

it??****

Like all noble T-Rexes, I am sufficiently entertained and aroused by puns relating to the total, annihilating destruction of my lover's ass when conquered by my gargantuan reptilian dick. You did it! You unlocked my boner.
My b... bone... bones... fossils... fossil boner... fos.... bones, boner...
THERE'S OSM ETHI GN THERE BUT I CAN T THINK OF IT

I guess I'll see what I can do about finding a jungle for us to defile. There's always the island. The sullen, blackened birthplace of our love in which I first dinged that dong.

And I will absolutely cut off two toes for you. Clean severance.