Odin (Owain) | Fire Emblem (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
shadowglitter) wrote2017-09-04 05:02 pm
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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I only drink Chocolate Milk. THE DARKEST OF MILKS!
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Are you under attack? Do I need weapons?
Just kidding. My hands and my biceps are my weapons.
But are you dying?
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i wish to show you something.
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But OK.
Also, can I nickname you Henry?
Like Enri.
I knew a Henry.
He was weird, too.
By the way my weapons aren't just my fists and my arms. They're my swords, too.
OK brb.
[ it doesn't take long before he's knockin' on pucci's door. what up ]
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[and he lets the idiot in] Hello, Odin. Please come to the back yard.
[he picks up a bag before walking towards the backyard]
ACTION TIME
odin is slightly nervous, though, as he heads inside, clutching his cape like a security blanket. he heads towards the yard, sort of expecting to get shanked or something along the way. ]
Is there... gold? Are you giving me gold? Are we going to your gold?
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pucci says nothing, and when he's outside he pills out a 2 liter of soda and opens it.] Odin, I need you to hold this and not drink it, do you understand?
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[ Odin drinks some of the soda. ]
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but drinking some of the soda is fine actually so he walks over, something enclosed in his hand.]
Now Odin, this is a time honored rite of passage for my world. I think it's only right you experience this as well.
[he then reaches over, putting something in the 2 liter and stepping back. guess what, it was mentos.
enjoy the soda just fucking volcanoing out all over odin's face]
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he's still sipping at the soda he opened when he holds the other bottle out for pucci, idly watching what's going on but kind of openly uninterested. he's curious, sure, but he's like a baby bird or something and just keeps looking around at some exciting noise he hears in the distance or just like a rad flower or whatever.
when the soda volcanos he LOSES HIS GOD DAMN SHIT. he screams, at first, yelling something about how he's under attack, and stands there sobbing in tears as his mouth fills up with foam. then he realizes this is great, and he's having fun, and his sobs immediately give way to laughter as he just turns his head around in the mentos foam like he's washing his face in it. ]
WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS? BY WHAT SORCEROR'S HAND HAVE YOU BEEN BLESSED WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE?! Enrico Pucci! Enrico Pucci!!! ENRICO PUCCI!!!!
[ he laughs and laughs and laughs until the soda stops exploding, and then he just looks down at it in shock. it... it's over? he thought it was going to go on forever ]
I need to show this to-- literally everyone. Literally everyone I know. I-I'm gonna set up trigger mechanisms on these bottles so that when people open their doors they set off the mentos soda trap and get sprayed in the face like I did. They'll love that! All my friends will love that! Maybe this is how I'll get Dio to like me...