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[shadowglitter]

Peter I'm going to get you drunker than you've ever been.
Peter.
You're going to be the definition of debauched. I'm going to debaucherize you so hard they're going to rename you to Plastered Smashedimoff.
We're gonna put the ebriate in inebriate.

I should have kept them. They would have looked way better on me.

[quickfingers]

Screw you I'm gonna look amazing in them.

I was gonna share them with you but now you can go buy yourself a pair or look lame without them.

[shadowglitter]

Okay well I never look lame, so remember that.

Second, I bought them with my own money, so I'll just steal them back? Sucks to be you, idiot! Capitalism carries so much more weight than the arrogance of a friend, daring to think they own property they didn't spend cash on!

[quickfingers]

1. I gotta teach you how not to spend money. Stealing is simple even for slow bros like you.

2. Steal from me and I will end you. By stealing everything you love and hiding it from you. Let's not ignite that war for our friendship may not survive it

3. Just get another pair so we can fucking match you twit

[shadowglitter]

I really wish you wouldn't imply that you're better than me at something, because it sort of makes me want to prove you wrong? I bet I could steal from you and you wouldn't even notice I'd done it. Also, as an ageless immortal, your quest to end me is futile before it even begins.

(I totally already have another pair. I'm just MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD)

[quickfingers]

Y you gotta do me like this. I thought we were bros


bros without headgames. smh