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[shadowglitter]

I hate this! I hate this! I hate you, crab! What kind of crab even are you?!

[ Odin's pacing around the confessional, now, nervously wringing his hands in his suit. He trips, not watching where he's going, and bumps into the antigrav button. He doesn't even care. He just floats upwards, spinning horizontally through the room as he clutches his chest and wells up. This is the worst. ]

I'll literally give you all of my money if you leave me alone. All of it. Every last money I've got. Okay? Okay? All of it. I have so much.

[deadtective]

Not enough to buy you some fucking common sense though, huh?

[shadowglitter]

[ Oh, shit! The internet can talk?! Odin swim-flies back to the chair and sits the fuck down, staring angrily into the camera like the BIG ANGRY BOY HE IS. ]

I know what you're called! You're a troll. An INTERNET TROLL!
I've got a really big sword and I use it to fell bad guys! I make them die! I kill bad guys with my sword and with my cool magic!
Leave me alone. My heart is drowning in an echelon of sadness. I don't think I'm using the word echelon right, but that's what I'm drowning in!

[deadtective]

Yeah yeah, your sword's big because your dick's small and you can't handle being told when you're a fuckup since that's all the time. We're all really impressed.

Also as a tip, trolls only spew shit that isn't true to rile people up. I haven't even had to bother with that so far.

[shadowglitter]

Tommy Wiseau wouldn't hurt me. You've used him against me. You've utilized that untruth to humiliate me.

[ Literally crying. Literally crying on TV. Tiny, angry tears that he wipes away with his palms as soon as they show up. LITERALLY CRYING. THIS SHITTY FOOL BOY ]

I actually deserve this? I actually deserve this. Lay it on me. Say more mean things about me. You're the only person who's honest about how dumb and stupid and terrible I am and I deserve that validation.
Just be nice about my dead parents, please. They're super dead and it makes me sad to think about.

[deadtective]

I'm here to laugh at your shitty ass, not indulge in this self-indulgent pity party because you want to make yourself into a martyr like some shitty preteen with Evanescence blasting in their bedroom.

You're not the only person in the history of the multiverse to have dead parents, either. Suck it up or don't be so fucking obvious about what buttons are extra sensitive to you.

[shadowglitter]

I don't know what Evanescence is but I bet they're better than you're giving them credit for!

[ he sniffles as he goes through the network, finds a bluetube video of My Immortal and immediately lays down in the lack of gravity, tears poURING DOWN HIS FACE. SO DEEP... SO REAL. HE NEEDED THIS ]

I just wanted to give you guidelines to help bully me. M'sorry. Can't even do THAT right.

[deadtective]

[she's not even surprised. well, at least it wasn't Papa Roach or the other people up there might really jettison him off into deep space.

ah, if only.]

The entire point of bullying someone is to pick on the shit they don't want attention brought to, you fucking waste of brain cells. And again, I'm not here to encourage this dumbass pity fiesta you've got going on because it's fake as hell.